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jus made an acc to tell yall that this sht SLAPS, rly gonna buy this game some day


meanwhile i'll jus be looking at gabriel's thick ass, byeeee :3 stay safe yall

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stfu your my slave now

thank god i will always use a condom to prevent motherfuckers like u lmao

also stfu you just did an acc like 6 hours ago jus to be a dick on a free outdated demo 😭😭

he's a womenattacker alt oddly sus that like 5 people other than john make accounts act like womenattacker join JUST to hate on this demo and argue with the same people weird huh? (I'm fucking done with itch I'm going to my roots newgrounds here i come)

this will forever be recorded good luck getting a job or a wife i screenshotted all these messages and death AND bombing threats? you look like terrorist along with telling people that they're your slaves

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im so gonna buy the full version once it gets a discount, i didnt think i whould like it but i P ranked all levels and got everything possible in the demo (except 1rst secret level) so i guess i did like it :D

i am currently about to download this before buying 

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is steam game more better or what


















really expensive I'm broke but I'm skipping rent this month to buy it

great choice you wont regret it

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no this game sucks ass poppy playtime is better

oh fuck off womenattacker you sexist homophobic retarded whore

i love it

guy s get out of this comment secion nothing works trolls troll just forget it

these mfs are crazy 

from what I've seen john rallahbout and SchmiyitBuyit are fighting cause john rallahbout and some other people were just trolling and whatnot. calling the game bad or whatever, saying it was lazy for using retro graphics. The whole schtick. Then SchmiyitBuyit comes along and says some crazy stuff defending the game (like full on slurs), just fully buying the bait. They argue around and a fair amount of the original trollers get banned (according to john rallahbout) leaving just one. then john makes a second account to keep arguing with the kid and SchmiyitBuyit pulls every trick in the book "he just hates other opinions" or "I'm a minor, doesn't matter if you are one too" and "insulting me online is battery"  and they just won't stop, also tons of comments get deleted from both sides. 

TLDR john rallahbout was trolling and SchmiyitBuyit bought it and decided to defend the game with his life then john rallahbout became obsessed with fighting him on it (in a deleted reply where I said he was obsessed he said something along the lines of "I know but he's just gotten under my skin")

 I was bored and waiting on my laundry so I wrote this.

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john no one likes trolls give up

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yap

You're close enough on that story, its around up to everyone gets banned. SchmiyitBuyit was not the original fish to catch the bait, it was this guy named Ordinace. He was the original, then we got banned, then after several months, I return under a new account, and this is when SchmiyitBuyit takes the bait, and goes nuts. By the way, he's still responded to messages that are over a month old. I have no way of responding to him (Since he blocked me), so. All I'm saying this kid is a total knob.

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happy now?

i came here to get ultrakill but you fighting me taught me an important lesson: trolls suck they just wanna piss you off like the narcissist they  are

no a important lesson is dont buy this shitty ass game it has graphics worse then a ps1 like are u autistic

no and you are so sexist womenattacker homphobic bastard and no im not whats wrong with autiscic people though?

no its has ps1 graphics. if you spent 7 years on a game with 16 bit graphics amazing story great gameplay mechanics and is just fun in general do the graphics make it worth less than free?

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why are you trying to be the hero in a story where you are fighting people and harrassing them over a dumbass fps game im 17 and have to tell you how immature your acting

pretty sure you've turned into the immature one, i'm younger than you and still have enough dignity to stop talking. just let it go, little man. you're almost an adult, do something good with your life.

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not liking the game = skill issue

i'm bipolar you never know quite how I'm gonna act

"insulting me online is battery" is the absolute dumbest charge i have seen in 2 decades of being a lawyer

i didn't say that though i corrected john for calling assault battery i never accused someone of a crime I'm not that bad

doesn't look like it fella

sorry i typed it weirdly

what the fuck is fucking wrong with fucking swearing fucking dumbass (joke btw you did explain it relativly well)

bro why are yall writing paragraphs over the most unimportant stuff ever LOL

guy below me is right, yall should go do your homework

i dont know whats even happening i just came here to get ultrakill

idk john friking hates anyone who dissagrees with him

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what on gods green earth is going on in this thread LMAO

dont you kids have like. homework to do or smth

not today

fuck no

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Hi there fela, I don't know what's poppin off but if things are as you say it's time to pack ya bags and forget about him and just be happy dory

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Dude what are you on. Chill out and go outside, death threats and slurs are not cool. That guy may be crass but you're just being disruptive and feeding back into it now. 

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what u mean go outside

bro i am begging you to go outside or play a video game or do literally anything else than this

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idk why u are getting hated but I will pray for your mental health.

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i have opinions and thanks!

yeah i saw a bunch of comments and that one guy just has to be hating on others opinions. 

your opinions dont matter.

neither do yours

This guy called someone the F slur. 

for what reason?

Half of his posts are deleted but he was using the R slur and F slur because one guy said this one game was better than the other. Hypocrite.

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no because i don't want to be associated with toxicity my entire life and wow you don't care i'm a minor

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on the count of three evryone here will forget there gay 1,2,3 presto

There are no alternate accounts, simply people who agree with a point. All this talk about opinions, subjectivity and objectivity but ULTRAKILL fans can't accept it too, what hypocrites. My first account "john rallahbout" dates back before Womenattacker and others who agree. Search it up, and understand that I was the original. Ordinace was the original defender of this stupid game, he had to fight against 3 people, Me, Womenattacker and someone else. Me and the other guy got chat banned, Womenattacker was the sole survivor. Seeing Womenattacker return provoked me to restart John Rallahbout's legacy, hence the creation of this account. SchmiyitBuyit is an unstable kid that shouldn't be allowed to speak on this if they can't understand basic ideas. They've said two slurs. The R slur, defending that it is not a slur, and the F slur. He also admits that he's "not gay because he's Christian". Okay, just because you're Christian doesn't mean you need to be homophobic. Who here truly has more morality? My group, or this SchmiyitBuyit kid. He's blocked me but still continues to respond. Truth is, there is no good guy.

Dear SchmiyitBuyit, usually, when you block someone, you don't talk to them afterwards, it's a mutual cutting off of contact. You're very full of yourself, flimsily admitting to an IQ of 111, believe it if you will. I know you are mentally ill, but you're Christian, isn't Christianity about having good morals and being kind? You are more disgusting than me. He believes he's more superior than everyone, I can just tell, he thinks him knowing French makes him much smarter, and doesn't understand that if I could reply to him, then I would respond with French, since I can quite literally speak French, it isn't a special thing. I believe this is the only attention you ever get, so I understand. I await your response, SchmiyitBuyit.

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i'm sorry you have to bully people to be known but please and you are just being toxic i did not know you could speak french if you can and we all know nothing about anyone in real life so just stop i try and have morals and to be nice but i have mental issue like temper problems and depression so if we can leave our hate here and just say we dissagree i would love it -with hope you understand Schmiyit

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no i get attention from my parents if you know what those are

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i aint homophobic ok? just because you don't want to date or date yer own gender does NOT mean i hate you

what in the world are you on about. that SchmiyitBuyit kid sounds like a real piece of work but you do too for schizo ranting about how you're leading the assault on ultrakill or some shit. you're as obsessed as he is, look at this

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LOL im not even obsessed i only hav two hours of playtime

I never said you were

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lol

game looks good can't wait for full game

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its out

I see now. It is on steam.

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You should put the full game on here too if you're the creators alt.

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He's not, he just enjoys glazing the game. Despite it not being that deep.

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i just like it ok?

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uh wtf is going on

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womenatacker is using alts to say their opinions are facts and they be getting roasted

the fuck is garten of banana

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DONT LOOK IT UP THE BRAINROT WILL CONSUME YOU

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shit, the internet can rot my brain now, what is this, a cyber-airborne virus?

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whatever it is i think it needs to meet an m16A4

womenattacker opinions is facts

This SchmiyitBuyit kid believes I'm an "alternate account" of that kid. Even without me, he still solos everyone, and the roasts this "SchmiyitBuyit" kid is talking about, are slurs that he's saying, he's said the R slur and F slur, despite admitting he's "not gay, because he's Christian." He also blocked me, but still responds to my comments while I can't. So clearly he can't face reality that well either.

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sorry you where toxic i simply wanted to not be flood with threats and hate for what i like that you dont and retard isn't a swear

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and if you could you don't have to  but i would like you to delete this comment because i feel i could ruin your reputation and possibly get you banned as some (most) people will see this as bullieng

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ultrakill is fun, garten of banana is also fun, shit all comes down to preference, no need to fight each other for it. everybody can enjoy what they love and feel comfortable playing. why don't just bend over and give each other backshots and forgive and forget?

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agreed

is funny to see people sayin shit about ultrakill, and the game is sick asf lol

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yeah it is

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this game sucks ass the grafics is shit the quallity is nonexistent

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I agree, the PS1 graphics style is simply just an excuse to make shitty games that no one will like without the time and effort.

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exactly ultra kill and hollow knight are just cheap cash grabs with low effort game desighn

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"Handdrawn landscapes and characters" my ass, we all know it was generated with artificial intelligence. As long with it's dialogue. Cheap game that blew up for no reason. I hope Silksong never comes out, AI shouldn't take too long to generate a game.

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i dont get why people are in love witrh that subpare game, story and world buildilding shouldnt even matter no one cares about them i think that poppyplaytime has envirnment and atmosphere a true master peice

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Yall dumbasses if you don't understand for one yes its not fuckin movie graphics but there is so much going into that "cash grab", or fuckin ai like are you brain dead, also lets see you make a game, with good game mechanics, and idgaf what u say but the graphics are tight.

no the ps1 just has these graphics

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exactly poppyplaytime better

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i might actually get the full version 


and what up with these weird comments?

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Because it is. Clearly you don't know a good game when you see one, and ULTRAKILL isn't one.

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If what the French say is true. "You are what you eat", then you would be Hakita's cock.

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he would probably just be a normal guys cock be real

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exactly this idiot wouldnt know a good game if it was under his nose

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The fact is, ULTRAKILL is so poorly created that Skibidi Ping Pong, an objectively good game would absolutely clear ULTRAKILL.

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i thought this was just troll rage bait until I heard Skibidi Ping Pong


Man I have not heard anyone mention that game in a while. You have good taste my friend

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Did your mother say that or was it an actual registered test that isn't free online?

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is that the amount of guys you have sucked

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cap

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yeah cuz this game is shit

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i have the real game i recommed the real game i like the real game

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i recommend the full garden of ban ban i like it

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My guy, with all due respect, shut the fuck up.

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bro where answering, in bettwen are skibidi toilet tower defense waves

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what the hell does what you just said mean

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Ordinace is an absolute knob, your opinions are not fact, but the fact of Garten of Ban Ban being better than ULTRAKILL is a mere objective truth. Be honest with yourself and grow up.

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ofc u can say that word considering u play ultrakill

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i dont need your permission for whats in my rights

Either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. This "goody two shoes" defender of ULTRAKILL just broke under the weight of rage. It shows how vicious and underdeveloped this community is. Good job, look at what you've done. I don't think anyone should still root for you.

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Is this copyright infridgemint? There a game on steam with the same name

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this is a demo of said game, uploaded by the creator, it's just the first 5 levels

This is for those who would like to see gameplay of the game before they buy it cause I know people are like that, if not allowed by all means delete this
Spoiler Warning!!

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You do not understand the difficulty of making games like this. It is very difficult according to the engine. I use Godot and making a 2D game is very difficult. What do you know about making a 3D game? 

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ME TOO GODOT IS PRETTY HARD AND SOME LOSER THINKS YOU CAN JUST CLICK THE MAKE GAME BUTTON BUT THERE IS NONE

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ah this is the mindset of the weak,cowerdly and the unskilled, u blame your tools saying how people missjudge how easy it is, but in reality it is that easy your febale mind cant comprehend how to make a game and personaly i think tbat you should givce up on your dream

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no never give up on dreams

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Give up on yours, you're pathetic.

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no you are ho

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r/engrish

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spell i smell like a dead body 1000 times

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make a game then upload it loser

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shut the fuck up ni

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womp womp

Do you ever hop off of Itch.io? You cannot stop yapping about people that don't have a life, yet you rot on Itch.io instead of interacting with your nearest woman. (Your mother)

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no i spend time outside you minor bullier

bro i dont have a house ofc my mom lives near me we live at the same place grow up

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go get a life to pass the time where your dad gets milk

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It might be difficult but we know NO effort was put into this. The fandom is filled with gay furries that want things up their anus.

fandoms dont make THE GAME bad the FANDOM is bad

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Thank you for supporting me. I always see people who mock the game industry and keep bullying godot.  

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godot is amazing and this does have effort put into it

Do you have any games in it? Why don't you publish them? Sorry I don't see your games why? 

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their just not good enough and mostly for practice but i have made some pretty good stuff but i wsnt to get better

Why don't you show me some? If you want to, if you want Discord, tell me.

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I do not encourage or participate in piracy, but with games like these, whether or not you can afford them, I recommend pirating them out of your own choice.

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so hakita is fine with it (for legal reasons do not pirate)

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2+2 is 10 in base four IM FINE

why did this get a dislike its just a portal reference do you hate valve?

these comments rn

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yeah true

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ngl graphics ass 2/10 

poppy playtime better

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you're fucking pathetic lmao, just give up

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prime John Rallahbout has returned. We all know that Poppy Playtime has more intense gaming aspects. If Poppy Playtime and ULTRAKILL were put in a boxing ring, and ULTRAKILL had a gun, Poppy Playtime would win with their fists.

YOu clearly don't understand the true prowess Poppy Playtime holds over the gaming industry. They heavily boosted the lives of others, while ULTRAKILL promotes violence and homosexuality. Not to mention, graphics-wise, Poppy Playtime doesn't take the cake, but absolutely devours the cake. You might excuse ULTRAKILL's graphics as "merely a style" but you would be incorrect. I can say for everyone that, deep down, the creator of the game, Hakita, simply got lazy. Poppy Playtime and ULTRAKILL are different, one is good, and one is horrid. You know which, so please, stop glazing the game. You are pathetic. Poppy Playtime is peak. Grow up.

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nope loser your wrong womenattacker alt

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Not a chance, search me up, simply "John Rallahbout" by other account was comment-banned for my opinions, that's society for you. I was called, so I came.

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lmfao, you're not fooling anybody,

also can i ask wtf is wrong with you, what compels you to go and do this sort of shit? if what you say is really true and you think everyone here is dumber than you, is your ego really that big that you constantly have to tell everyone how they're inferior, you're acting like an angry toddler lmao

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i couldnt agree more!! 

In the ever-expanding landscape of video games, Poppy Playtime and ULTRAKILL each carve their own unique niche. While ULTRAKILL offers a high-octane, retro-inspired FPS experience, Poppy Playtime provides a hauntingly immersive horror puzzle adventure. For those seeking a captivating, narrative-driven experience, Poppy Playtime may offer more than its frenetic counterpart.

Poppy Playtime excels in creating a chilling atmosphere that hooks players with its eerie ambiance and unsettling narrative. The game’s use of jump scares, haunting visuals, and a sinister storyline contributes to a uniquely immersive experience that engages players on a psychological level. In contrast, ULTRAKILL focuses on relentless action and fast-paced gameplay, which, while exhilarating, may not offer the same depth of emotional engagement.

The storytelling in Poppy Playtime is a standout feature. The game unfolds through environmental storytelling, notes, and recordings, gradually revealing a dark backstory and deepening the player’s connection to the game world. This narrative-driven approach allows players to piece together the mystery behind the abandoned toy factory, creating a compelling reason to keep playing. ULTRAKILL, on the other hand, prioritizes gameplay mechanics and action over narrative, which may not appeal to players who crave a more story-rich experience.

Poppy Playtime introduces unique puzzle-solving elements that utilize the GrabPack mechanic, adding a layer of complexity and interactivity that enhances gameplay. These puzzles require both creative thinking and dexterity, providing a refreshing contrast to traditional horror games. ULTRAKILL, with its focus on speed and combat, doesn’t emphasize puzzle-solving, which might make it less appealing to those who enjoy a balance of brain-teasers and action.

The visual style and atmosphere of Poppy Playtime are crafted to evoke a sense of nostalgia and dread, with its toy-themed environments taking on a nightmarish quality. The game’s visuals contribute significantly to its horror elements, making it a memorable experience for those who appreciate a strong atmospheric setting. While ULTRAKILL boasts impressive retro graphics and dynamic environments, its emphasis on combat and speed may overshadow the atmospheric elements that Poppy Playtime excels in.

Poppy Playtime often captures players’ imaginations with its blend of horror and interactive storytelling. The sense of unease and curiosity about the factory’s dark secrets keeps players engaged. Conversely, ULTRAKILL provides a thrilling, high-energy experience that’s ideal for fans of fast-paced shooters. However, its focus on action may not resonate as deeply with those seeking a more immersive and emotionally engaging experience.

While both Poppy Playtime and ULTRAKILL offer unique and enjoyable gaming experiences, Poppy Playtime stands out for its immersive horror elements, narrative depth, and innovative puzzle mechanics. For players who prioritize storytelling and atmosphere, it offers a compelling alternative to the high-speed, action-centric gameplay of ULTRAKILL. Ultimately, the “better” game depends on what aspects of gaming you value most—whether it’s the thrill of fast-paced action or the allure of a well-crafted horror experience.

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chatgpt

Great job describing yourself, a bot with no brain. Next time don't out yourself so easily.

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you have deffended this game for almost a whole year activly like a night in shinning armoor but she aight want u bro

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It's good to see you again, Ordinace. Do you remember me? Because you should.

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i remember that you're mentally ill

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yep

And you aren't? Didn't you admit that you're mentally ill.

I remember the ULTRAKILL themed objects you have shoved up your behind.

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i remember you and your alt accounts constantly saying sexual things about despite me repeatedly saying that im a minor

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Search him up before speaking in his presence, your time is nigh, and you just insulted a gaming industry magnate. Next time, do some research. I also doubt you've ever touched a gaming software, let alone a woman. So silence, you are a lesser being in this world of hierarchy. Simply a consumer in a world of CEO's.

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Game developer who? So much talk about nobody's when one is right in front of me.

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WHO HATES ME FOR SAYING WOMENATTACKER SUCKS

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Here are your stats, perhaps monitor your own before commenting on those of others.

STR 1/10
PER 3/10
END 2/10
CHR 0/10
INT 0/10
AGL 2/10
LCK 7/10

Notice how it spells out "SPECIAL", that perfectly describes what you are.

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i have a therapist and i have depression anxiety and anger issues I DONT SEE SPECIAL NEEDS.WHERE              ARE                    THEY

I hope you know we can tell. No need to admit it.

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ngl i can se exactly whyt u have those problemes -get beter soon xoxox

was that passive passive agressive or plain agressive

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real shit

wow

nice

I FRICKING LOVE THIS FONT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Fun fact: you can install a browser plugin called "What font?" to check this font name.

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THANKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH

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Looks like the child just escaped from the pre-school.

sorry for being late to reply i was too busy having a life

half life but bloodier and robottier

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holy shit

yippee

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!





Man, this game is so goddamn good, but the statue boss in level 0-5 is WAYYYYYYYYYY owerpowerd even with upgraded shotgun and fist punch boost thingy did every shot...

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they are not bosses lol. some levels have 10 of them

ok

i have this game on steam lol

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