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I beat 1-1 in 0:00:00 just trust me

you used the fountain thing did you 

prob

yeah def

just enable asists then BOOM 3mins then you finished the game lol

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1-1 goes hard

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BROOOO zhis game is good but i eould love it more if the full version is free

me too i wish the full version was free because i'm broke as fu*k

the problem is that you cant get payed for your work without ads if its free and its hard to make a game

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this game like doom but easier

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does this game hack you or not pls some 1 tell me

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it does hqck you

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Ok I will download it now 

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Honestly that is the dumbest question I've EVER heard.

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i get hacked by a fuckin game

just download the demo from steam if you think it hacks you 😭

it doesn't jeez

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is this compatible with Windows XP? I recently got a Windows XP Computer please tell me y'all

Edit: This

fuck no

That's precisely what i thought

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can someone buy the full gane for me or tell me where i can get the full game for free

........yargh

get ye blunderbusses out...

HAKITADONTCAREIFYAPIRATE

This game is too good!

https://hpvrbin.bandcamp.com/music

Sorry I think it's your old Bandcamp

Hakita, there's a fake ULTRAKILL album. Contact me at https://steamcommunity.com/id/CarThatGames/

This is where i started 

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buy it on steam NOW. NOW.

im to poor

sam

soi soi soi

Such a great game hard to believe it's just an indie game

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its such a pain that i cant meet anyone who plays this game irl. türk olup oynayan varmı :3

Aghh, ame demaciado la demo de este juego, para ser una demo esta muy completa, osea, poder completar todo un capitulo en la demo esta buenisimo, el juego claramente merece ser de pago, pero como buen menor de edad se me arruina la vida por eso, primero q nada por q no tengo plata y segundo por q mis ppas obvio no me dejan comprar juegos, basicamente una cagada pero el juego esta buenisimo, 10/10


el juego seria mejor si Gabriel se sacara la tla en medio de la pantalla

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buy the game, ask someone to gift it to you, idk pirate if you want, hakita wouldnt care (https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/comments/1d6hzrb/based_hakita/) just play the full game it is awesome, i somehow got over 200 hours already even though i got gifted it on steam like a month ago

even the demo somehow has a TON of replayability and it's fun as hell, so i think it's obvious that the full game is gonna be thrice if not quadruple as awesome. best difficulty to start with is obviously either standard or violent, but if you wanna play with lower difficulties it's also fine

ok sorry for the long and useless rant about how good the full game is i just wanted to say it

YARG YE MATEYS SWAB DA FRIKKIN DECK OR YE'LL SEE THE SHARKS

this game is INSANE but i hate these GODDAM SKULL THAT SPAMS FIREBALLS AT ME

you mean malicious face you carbon dioxide breather

yeah but now that i got the minigun and completed the game, these fuckers are easy, also why carbon dioxyde breather tho

you can easily three-shot them by shotgun swapping in their face, two-shot if you also parry their beam attack thing

what have you been breathing hydrogen gas oh wait thats normal too

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TREMENDA obra maestra

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Can someone please buy me the full game, I have 20 hours on this dumass prelude and I am just CRAVING more, blood is fuel and I need more. Please I am fiending for this game I beg of you. I have S rank on 3 levels and P rank on 2 I have milked this game dry (All on violent difficulty). Please someone answer my call.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/comments/1d6hzrb/based_hakita/

this is so me right now

It's sooooooooooooo insaneeeeee!

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I was just grinding for a new highscore when it randomly turned into a horror game bro what the hell

This game is so awesome

muito bom pra krl velho que jogo foda eu não tenho dinheiro para doar nada neste momento mais quando eu receber eu doarei merece muito eu respeito esse jogo incrivel  sensaional esse jogo

Muito bom da para zera rápido e bom    pra caramba divertido e bom pra caramba velho

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i cant find where the full game is if anyone knows pls tell and dont roast me pls

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Go on Steam, full game for $25.00 I believe

ayo chilllllll !!!!!! :( 

can we have mac compatability? or is it too hard? ill understand if its too hard

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porting anything to mac is a pain in the ass and costs an unreasonable ammount of money to get everything properly licensed and etc. there might at some point be a mac version of the full game but definitely not the demo

oke doke

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Alright, Mr. “WomanAttacker” I’ve got some things to say about you,Wow. you need to shut your ketchup stain, Junkrat main, micro brain, aluminium chain, ankle sprain, CHOCOLATE RAIIIIN, with your runny nose dirty toes lick hobos cOwAbUnGa BrOs, Dude, I want you to look at your entire life. All your life choices. And tell me when you had an original idea in your brain. Your ass got kicked out and disowned and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your IPhone "Oh, help. Why is it not working?". YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS LIKE A NARUTO FILLER EPISODE, MY BOY! YOUR REVEIWS ARE AS REPETITIVE AS THE AD "Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper" YOUR BRAIN IS JUST AS REAL AS THE LOVE YOUR PARENTS HAVE FOR YOU! YOUR GRANDMA GAVE BLING BLING BOY A LAP DANCE FOR PAY DAY. Wait hold on! *Punch punch punch* GIVE ME THE MONEY YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST ROBBED YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST HIT A LICK ON YOUR GRANDMA, HOW DOES THAT FEEL?! SHE POOR AS HELL NOW! YOU PUT A BALLOON ON YOUR HEAD AND THOUGHT IT WAS A DURAG! YOU LIKE RONALD MCDONALD FROM OHIO! "HEYA KID! YOU WANT A BIG MAC?!" WHEN YOU WALK DOWNSTAIRS YOUR WHOLE HOUSE STARTS RUMBLING! YOU BRING THE POWER OF EREN YEAGER AND 37 COLOSSAL TITANS DOWN YOUR STAIRCASE! AFTER YOU EAT DINNER YOU EAT THE PLATE AND THEN YOU EAT THE TABLE AS WELL! CHOMP CHOMP! YOU RENT OUT THE GAP BETWEEN YOU TEETH AS A PARKING SPACE FOR ANTS! YOU LOOK EMO ASF "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY LAST RESORT! SUFFOCATION! NO BREATHING!" LOOK AT YOUR NOSE YOU HAVE TWO MARIO PIPES COMING OUT OF YOUR HEAD! YAHOO! LET'S A GO! THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO FINDING NEMO BASED OFF YOUR ASS CALLED "LOCATING CHROMOSOMES! IN THEATRES THIS JULY!" YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A RAT LIVING UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN! YOU POSTED AN INSTAGRAM STORY ABOUT A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US! YOU TORTURED AN ANT BY TYING HIM TO YOUR ASSHOLE AND SHITTING ON HIM! YOUR GRANDMA IS A DARK SOULS BOSS CALLED "THE WRINKLE!

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pack god Wanna-Be you literally just hit copy and paste and personalized who its towards

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naw you thought that? bitch you oughta be some goddamn womanattacker alt motherfucka.

where is this rage coming from

is this pack god's alt

y’all should i change my pfp 

it be funny if it was packgod or a combine soldier 

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oh hell naw get yo goofy ass out of here

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lol i was wrong nvm

GlaD TO SEE YOU ALMOST DEAD.... 

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yes

that's all i have to say after beating the demo

gonna buy the full game later

Ignoring all the response-baiting and tomshittery in the comments...

*Ahem.*

Having played the demo now after seeing plenty of content regarding this game, i gotta say; HOLY HELL I LOVE IT. All the hype over this game makes perfect sense now, and in my opinion is totally deserved. I don't have much to say about it that hasn't already been said before; Excellent combat, great polygonal style graphics, and extremely satisfying details such as shot-punching, blowing shit up, or the entire idea of the Marksman as a whole. i simply LOVE how much tech there is to movement and combos; and the little quality of life stuff such as a Stamina & Health Bar on the crosshair allows you to keep your attention on the action and less on the UI. 
At first i wasn't used to the weapon switching system, but at this point i'm set.

10/10 would recommend, im off to buy the full game now.

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YES! also im kinda embarassed on how i ended up here

i heard about ultrakill but didn't wanna try it out cause my c: drive was low on space but what really made me interested is a murder drones meme....i'm serious it was an edited photo of the main character to make him look like N( character from murder drones)

moral of the story? idk go watch murder drones here seriously its amazing just click on da red text to watch it

murder drones fans is @#$!

tonk (so are you saying you dont like murder drones)

yes I personally HATE SMG4 and anything to do with him right now my favorite show is homestar runner

SMG4 sucks glitch actually is REALLY good (i love homestar runner)

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help me pls the game kinda doesnt work for me. When i play its normal but when i reach a certain area it lags and crash the game. pls help

i really want to play the demo help

my sleep option is gone

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THIS GAME IS A MASTERPIECE!!!!

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hey hakita mackata whatever your shitty name is, fuck your game your characters suck,the levels suck and i playe the full version on steam fought this shitty gabriel,only the cybergrind is OK fuck your mother fuck you nigga

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another "woman attacker" alt lol?

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just stop playing

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or ask for a refund

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nah bro you cant be talking and saying the n word bro you not tough or nothing stop saying some shit when you cant say it to ppls face pussy

cry about it kid

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REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM 

REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM REPORT THEM

ya know if you said that to their face yours would be opened right?

I agree.

wow you do actually have a side that isn't bullying minors

very early

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what can i say about this masterpiece

it’s fuckin awesome 

correct

i ran the line " chmod u+x "Linux Test Build.x86_64" " in linux after downloading it like it said to, and it didnt do anything. anyone know how to actually run it?

Try putting the file into linux, downloading GTK3, or making sure the file name is right. If that doesn't work than i'm lost.

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I figured it out lol. I didn't realize I needed to put ./ To run it at first lol. 

can someone help with instaling on chromebook? idk how to.

chromebook does not run .exe files, just chrome pages...

:(

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change file type to .apk

dude iv'e been around computers for like 7 years just learning...

how did i not realize that


I’ve had to spend hours just to send Garry’s Mod to my friend cause he doesn’t have money

Or also use Wine or CrossOver emulators to open window files

WHAT?!?!?!!??! I ALMOST BOUGHT A CHROMEBOOK WHAT THE HELL RUNNING EXE FILES IS WHAT QUALIFIES YOU AS A COMPUTER CHROMEBOOKS ARE JUST ANNOYING TO CARRY CHROMES! AND CHROME KINDA SUCKS CAUSE THEY TAKE LIKE ALL OF YOUR INFORMATION INSTEAD OF SOME OF IT! THATS WHY I USE FIREFOX ITS A NECCESITY AND MORE CUSTOMISABLE AND SAFE!

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can someone tell this bitchless fucker named womanattacker to shut the actual fuck up?

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dude I fuckin’ agree

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who the fuck names their account womanattacker

robot go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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whys there so many ppl arguing in the comments bro

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