if this is your first time in this comments section take a look at this. long story short a troll did some trolling and now we got a lolcow named schmitybuyit
My question is why there's more controversy in the comments than actual talking about the game, so to get that back on track I say:
I will most definitely be purchasing the full version on Steam as I know there's quite a few differences between this prelude/demo and the actual newer one. Plus I obviously want to complete all the levels that are currently released. This was a unique concept I'd like to play more of, and I'll be editing this comment once I've played the full game for my full review and to list some things such as gameplay, graphics, difficulty, etc. (Whenever that may be, I'm unaware as of right now when I'll have the time to play through it. Midterms coming up very soon lolz)
This demo is great for new players seeing if they'd want to continue the Ultrakill experience with the paid full version and play it through. (Pirating can be risky, especially as malware is looking like it's only going to get more obscure and harder to rat out from this point on.) Not only that, it's also a fun experience for fans who're searching for more content with a slightly different feel.
OVERALL RATING: STYLE- ULTRAKILL, RANK- S
P.S. My apologies for yapping smh that's an ultraskill issue on my part🤓
he blocked me again lol. this guy is another level of pure HIV and HPV.
easiest [not gonna out myself] of my life.
its funny how his "arguments" crumble after time. he literally destroys them himself. just lay off, stop responding, deactivate your account maybe. its pretty easy. I'm going to go somewhere else, but this is fun.
cheers fellas. (surprised that these comments haven't gotten turned off.)
so like an idiot i went into this game's comments and started fighting i made a bullshit example how thing aren't ok because your also a minor and everyone thinks i said john committed battery for correcting him.i wont go into detail because i have better things to do
hey guys, i thought this was done with. apparently not, SchmiyitBuyit is being schizo af and just talking to himself, he has majority of us blocked, but keeps unblocking us occasionally. hey, what a genius. round of applause for this guy.
i dont want to be a fucking dick if i get provoked i want to rip the provokers face off i cant help that its all part of being bipolar (FUCK OFF IM 17 MORON)
bruh you did ot need to respond to that and threating mutilation off some light disagreements is not a good look and it does make you look like a child (even though there are plenty of adults who act the exact same way ex. everyone mentioned on the farms of kiwis)
blud how does that work if hes homophobic then he cant have sex with men if hes sexist then hes likely hates women therfore who would he have sex with if he was a slut? bro gain intelligence
hey fuckface, never said i cared about that shit, its just that he complains about homophobia, yet continues to say homophobic slurs. its the hypocrisy, not the "oh no you hurt my feelings with those naughty words."
look i hate myself everyday i hate how i look how i act how i feel i dont continue because i changed and if you think that im some sort of peasant for not being the same CAUSE OF A FUCKING MENTAL CONDITION AND NOT LIKING WHAT YOU DO your a sick fuck everyones mad about me swearing but others get away with it cause things i cant prevent make me inhuman and insane people never think about others cahnging or others feelings i know i was a fuckface but you were too changing is realizing what you did wrong and fixing it i am you should too
So things look bad, and your back's against the wall Your whole existence seems fuckin' hopeless You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall Can't face the world sober and dopeless You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked Well, let me just say you're correceeeeeet
You're a loser, baby A loser, goddamn baby You're a fucked up little whiny bitch
You're a screws-loose boozer An only one-star reviews-er You're a power bottom at rock bottom But you got company
i aint doing this im gone no more fights from me break a leg everyone but you cant break mine and i think this song fits this is my farewell haters of peace
yes you are it is extraordinarily obvious how you portray yourself as "the defender of the game" and "fighter against/hater of people who support the evils of homophobia and sexism" and after you say you arent you defend yourself as if you did not just deny it bruh gain intelgence
blocking doesnt make you tough, it makes you look like you want to stop whats going on, and now it just seems like you're scared of retaliation, because you keep replying to old af messages.
i played with my friend and he told me about a trick with the shotgun where u dash to not take damage he said it was hard...we came to the conclusion the game is in my blood 10/10 getting the full ver
autism isn't a bad thing either I'm not autistic but it doesn't mean your a retard if you truly believe that a mental disorder makes you anything but human or normal go suck V1s ass
look you don't correct people you state your opinion as if its a fact nobody likes you dude I am not fighting you anymore also this is important for you
2 a: belief stronger than impression and less strong than positive knowledgea person of rigid opinions
b: a generally held viewnews programs that shape public opinion
3 a: a formal expression of judgment or advice by an expertMy doctor says that I need an operation, but I'm going to get a second opinion.
b: the formal expression (as by a judge, court, or referee) of the legal reasons and principles upon which a legal decision is based <span class="ex-sent first-child no-aq sents" <the="" article="" discusses="" the="" recent="" supreme="" court="">span class="mw_t_wi">opinion.</span>
i aint even crying your struggling to be noticed in this world so you resort to bullying people online over a fucking video game get over your self (lol the character in my pfp is named little guy and doesn't represent me)
I AM ACTUALLY DONE WITH THIS IM BLOCKING EVERYONE IN THIS COMMENT SECTION GO AHEAD MOCK ME JUST KNOW ITS BECAUSE I HATE YOU GUYS HARRASSING ME OVER FUCKING VIDEO GAME
john why are you mad that you dont like ultrakill an FPS game and are comparing it to horror games? its like comparing asphalt 9 to mario party superstars, 2 different games
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is there a way to get the older version of the demo
if this is your first time in this comments section take a look at this. long story short a troll did some trolling and now we got a lolcow named schmitybuyit
also the lolcow has written a fucking song about how evil the troll is
wish I could play this, I'm on macos.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? NOT LIKE THE GAME? STFU I GUESS I SHOULD JUST KMS CAUSE MY LIFE IS WORTHLESS TO YOU GUYS ANYWAY
bought the game, yeah its pretty fun but for some reason i have "lust"ful intentions for the blue gopro now
does anyone know how to fix the bug with black textures on the weapon, enemies and some parts of the map?
hope they release the full version, AND MORE WEAPOMS TOO!
they did its only on steam but heres the link https://store.steampowered.com/app/1229490/ULTRAKILL/
although it isnt full its most of the game
oh ok thanks
How to beat minos prime, ,he is too hard
🫁
its funny how womenattacker sys i only am on itch but i've never seen him comment on anything but ultrakill
you're lucky prime john rallahbout isn't present.
did u just ultrakilll reference
are you blind that was very obvious
i said im done buuuuuuuuuuut ima come back and you all are gonna get pissed off trust me i know how to be annoying
just dont come back lol, simple as that.
yeah ngl ordinance was better
My question is why there's more controversy in the comments than actual talking about the game, so to get that back on track I say:
I will most definitely be purchasing the full version on Steam as I know there's quite a few differences between this prelude/demo and the actual newer one. Plus I obviously want to complete all the levels that are currently released. This was a unique concept I'd like to play more of, and I'll be editing this comment once I've played the full game for my full review and to list some things such as gameplay, graphics, difficulty, etc. (Whenever that may be, I'm unaware as of right now when I'll have the time to play through it. Midterms coming up very soon lolz)
This demo is great for new players seeing if they'd want to continue the Ultrakill experience with the paid full version and play it through. (Pirating can be risky, especially as malware is looking like it's only going to get more obscure and harder to rat out from this point on.) Not only that, it's also a fun experience for fans who're searching for more content with a slightly different feel.
OVERALL RATING: STYLE- ULTRAKILL, RANK- S
P.S. My apologies for yapping smh that's an ultraskill issue on my part🤓
thak you for staying with the original topic
he blocked me again lol. this guy is another level of pure HIV and HPV.
easiest [not gonna out myself] of my life.
its funny how his "arguments" crumble after time. he literally destroys them himself. just lay off, stop responding, deactivate your account maybe. its pretty easy. I'm going to go somewhere else, but this is fun.
cheers fellas. (surprised that these comments haven't gotten turned off.)
goodbye glad your at peace
nah hakita probably laughing his head off at these comments
i think i should say my perspective
so like an idiot i went into this game's comments and started fighting i made a bullshit example how thing aren't ok because your also a minor and everyone thinks i said john committed battery for correcting him.i wont go into detail because i have better things to do
im realy gonna buy this game this month. i have like 30 dollars saved. (b-day money)
YIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111holy what is going on dude. Game slaps probably gonna buy the game. But some of these people got issues lol. Stay safe.
hey guys, i thought this was done with. apparently not, SchmiyitBuyit is being schizo af and just talking to himself, he has majority of us blocked, but keeps unblocking us occasionally. hey, what a genius. round of applause for this guy.
I want Ordinace back.
whats even going on??
dude dont worry, i'm confused as you
we playin troll the idiot who is getting too far into it in here
oh fuck you idfc about what you say you absolute dickbag i stopped talking to you now fuck off
jeez bro it aint that deep
ik
im not even schizophrenic
i miss him 😔
BUT FUCK YOU WOMENATTTACKER YOU HATE GAYS
nah he based
so your homophobic too
nah i just like it when people stand up for their beliefs
we are all flawed in some way
no one as much as you
no one here is a good guy and no one here is perfect
Ok child. You are the one being an idiot really showing how much intellect you lack. Stop coming back just to be a dick.
i dont want to be a fucking dick if i get provoked i want to rip the provokers face off i cant help that its all part of being bipolar (FUCK OFF IM 17 MORON)
it's alright
bruh you did ot need to respond to that and threating mutilation off some light disagreements is not a good look and it does make you look like a child (even though there are plenty of adults who act the exact same way ex. everyone mentioned on the farms of kiwis)
and is playing in the sand
john seemed to quit
kim got banned
plantation is an alt
womenattacker is a nobody but homophobic sexist slut
blud how does that work if hes homophobic then he cant have sex with men if hes sexist then hes likely hates women therfore who would he have sex with if he was a slut? bro gain intelligence
ik its not proper use of the word i'd rather not say a homophobic or racial slur to him
blud dont pussy out just do it
john is a ban evader
ban for what :skull:
you're the one that called someone the f slur. lmao
f slur?
you mean a small burning piece of wood/faggot
you do realize that words only affect you if you let them you have no reason to care if some stranger calls you a mean word dumbass
hey fuckface, never said i cared about that shit, its just that he complains about homophobia, yet continues to say homophobic slurs. its the hypocrisy, not the "oh no you hurt my feelings with those naughty words."
oh nevermind then sorry bout that
wait why are you the first normal ulrakill enjoyer 🙏
look i hate myself everyday i hate how i look how i act how i feel i dont continue because i changed and if you think that im some sort of peasant for not being the same CAUSE OF A FUCKING MENTAL CONDITION AND NOT LIKING WHAT YOU DO your a sick fuck everyones mad about me swearing but others get away with it cause things i cant prevent make me inhuman and insane people never think about others cahnging or others feelings i know i was a fuckface but you were too changing is realizing what you did wrong and fixing it i am you should too
i guess you could say
So things look bad, and your back's against the wall
Your whole existence seems fuckin' hopeless
You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall
Can't face the world sober and dopeless
You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked
Well, let me just say you're correceeeeeet
You're a loser, baby
A loser, goddamn baby
You're a fucked up little whiny bitch
You're a screws-loose boozer
An only one-star reviews-er
You're a power bottom at rock bottom
But you got company
blud the placebo effect is here to save the day just tell yourself you do not have that condition and it will get better.
idk tell me
esta muy bueno el juego
I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD!
that one spare change in my pocket:
good one
EASYY
i aint doing this im gone no more fights from me break a leg everyone but you cant break mine and i think this song fits
this is my farewell haters of peace
the fights ended 2 months ago, you're continuing to talk. this was 3 days ago btw, you've just responded to one message from me an hour ago.
whatcha gonna do tape my mouth shut?
edit from the future: he still dumbass
cum
wut
you guys need to realise that i dont give a shit about you give up john yer okay, not womenattacker
bro are you still here 1 entire month later???
THEY are still here harrassing ME so I FRICKING QUIT FIGHTING NO MORE FROM ME HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Please do quit
you are not powerful. you are not the main character.
i never thought i was they are acting worse than me
yes you are it is extraordinarily obvious how you portray yourself as "the defender of the game" and "fighter against/hater of people who support the evils of homophobia and sexism" and after you say you arent you defend yourself as if you did not just deny it bruh gain intelgence
that's what im saying, no one is harrassing him anymore, not to mention, he's the one that keeps filling up my inbox with notifs.
no one actually plays this shitty game when games like poppy playtime and garten of ban ban exist
different kinds of games its just an opinion though and ik john is the only non womenattacker alt
there completely different genres of games not even comparable
i mean sure you can like poppy and ban ban (i do to) but ultrakill is an intense action packed shooter while the aforementioned games are horror games
this kid is just trying to feel powerful by lording over everyone else and doing the "i have extreme opinion give me attention" ploy
nvm im a dumbass he trollin
bro schmiyitbuyit blocked my ass again
HA TAKE THAT BITCH
heres sum spare change bro
blocking doesnt make you tough, it makes you look like you want to stop whats going on, and now it just seems like you're scared of retaliation, because you keep replying to old af messages.
i'm not trying to be tough im not scared if something cant hurt me i dont fucking fear it
"oh im so tough i use swears and act tough i must be powerful"
bruh chill you inferiority complex (i think someone check this diagnosis)
your still here
i played with my friend and he told me about a trick with the shotgun where u dash to not take damage he said it was hard...we came to the conclusion the game is in my blood 10/10 getting the full ver
why bro this game is for autistic gays
why are you discrimating? homophobic bastard
whats funny is i am actually gay lol
he makes it seem like its a bad thing
perhaps
what's funny is that you've called someone the f slur :skull:
ya know how people change? its time for you to
that one was almost decent but the hypocrisy/sheer irony of that statement ruined it
autism isn't a bad thing either I'm not autistic but it doesn't mean your a retard if you truly believe that a mental disorder makes you anything but human or normal go suck V1s ass
you are the one trying to lord over normal people with your autism
IM NOT AUTISTIC
you replying like that proves my point
a normal person would have the ability to ignore others opinions + would not respond in all caps.
The Definition of "HELL YEAH". Fire
yeah (womenattacker frick off you too john)
no one even mentioned me. think you're a little schizo
i thought womenattacker or you would say "ultrakill is ass lol" as if it was objective
bro no one was talking about you shut yo shizo ass up
i wish the full game was free:(
eh idc about it because hakita has to pay the bills somehow
sail the seven seas my brother
though this is one of the few games that actually deserves its price
SchmiyitBuyit is scared ong he blocked me so now i cant correct his horibble takes
dude its was months ago and your whining and garten of ban ban and poppy platime are horror this is an fps
you have to add a comma before the and and it is proper grammar
imagine caring
bro you have bad grammer and your correcting mine
look you don't correct people you state your opinion as if its a fact nobody likes you dude I am not fighting you anymore also this is important for you
opinion
noun
opin·ion ə-ˈpin-yən
Synonyms of opinion
1
a : a view, judgment, or appraisal formed in the mind about a particular matter We asked them for their opinions about the new stadium.
b : approval, esteem I have no great opinion of his work.
2
a : belief stronger than impression and less strong than positive knowledge a person of rigid opinions
b : a generally held view news programs that shape public opinion
3
a : a formal expression of judgment or advice by an expert My doctor says that I need an operation, but I'm going to get a second opinion.
b : the formal expression (as by a judge, court, or referee) of the legal reasons and principles upon which a legal decision is based <span class="ex-sent first-child no-aq sents" <the="" article="" discusses="" the="" recent="" supreme="" court="">span class="mw_t_wi">opinion.</span>
opinioned ə-ˈpin-yənd
adjective
Synonyms
lol you responded to the comment by saying my grammar is wrong but not mentioning the actual point your such a 🤓
whaaaaa whhhaaaa whaaaa cry me a river lil guy
bro idfc about what you say
i aint even crying your struggling to be noticed in this world so you resort to bullying people online over a fucking video game get over your self (lol the character in my pfp is named little guy and doesn't represent me)
why is bro copypasting a dictionary we can search it up ourselves
im not scared i'll blow ya brains out if needed
just like how you had some big black guy blow yours out right?
bruh it happened months ago give up
so it happened
WW2 happened should we fight over who won?
bro your not funny or slick your just being a baby over someone liking something
the irony is wild
I AM ACTUALLY DONE WITH THIS IM BLOCKING EVERYONE IN THIS COMMENT SECTION GO AHEAD MOCK ME JUST KNOW ITS BECAUSE I HATE YOU GUYS HARRASSING ME OVER FUCKING VIDEO GAME
ill bomb yo house if needed you bastard
try you dumb bitch
yo you want help
your name is literally "womenattacker" YOU have horrible takes
true
i can do it for you
john why are you mad that you dont like ultrakill an FPS game and are comparing it to horror games? its like comparing asphalt 9 to mario party superstars, 2 different games
my current scores: into the fire A, the meatgrinder A, double down B, Cerberus P.
I HATE DOUBLE DOWN
(yay b on double down now)