i dont want to be a fucking dick if i get provoked i want to rip the provokers face off i cant help that its all part of being bipolar (FUCK OFF IM 17 MORON)
bruh you did ot need to respond to that and threating mutilation off some light disagreements is not a good look and it does make you look like a child (even though there are plenty of adults who act the exact same way ex. everyone mentioned on the farms of kiwis)
blud how does that work if hes homophobic then he cant have sex with men if hes sexist then hes likely hates women therfore who would he have sex with if he was a slut? bro gain intelligence
hey fuckface, never said i cared about that shit, its just that he complains about homophobia, yet continues to say homophobic slurs. its the hypocrisy, not the "oh no you hurt my feelings with those naughty words."
look i hate myself everyday i hate how i look how i act how i feel i dont continue because i changed and if you think that im some sort of peasant for not being the same CAUSE OF A FUCKING MENTAL CONDITION AND NOT LIKING WHAT YOU DO your a sick fuck everyones mad about me swearing but others get away with it cause things i cant prevent make me inhuman and insane people never think about others cahnging or others feelings i know i was a fuckface but you were too changing is realizing what you did wrong and fixing it i am you should too
So things look bad, and your back's against the wall Your whole existence seems fuckin' hopeless You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall Can't face the world sober and dopeless You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked Well, let me just say you're correceeeeeet
You're a loser, baby A loser, goddamn baby You're a fucked up little whiny bitch
You're a screws-loose boozer An only one-star reviews-er You're a power bottom at rock bottom But you got company
i aint doing this im gone no more fights from me break a leg everyone but you cant break mine and i think this song fits this is my farewell haters of peace
yes you are it is extraordinarily obvious how you portray yourself as "the defender of the game" and "fighter against/hater of people who support the evils of homophobia and sexism" and after you say you arent you defend yourself as if you did not just deny it bruh gain intelgence
blocking doesnt make you tough, it makes you look like you want to stop whats going on, and now it just seems like you're scared of retaliation, because you keep replying to old af messages.
i played with my friend and he told me about a trick with the shotgun where u dash to not take damage he said it was hard...we came to the conclusion the game is in my blood 10/10 getting the full ver
autism isn't a bad thing either I'm not autistic but it doesn't mean your a retard if you truly believe that a mental disorder makes you anything but human or normal go suck V1s ass
look you don't correct people you state your opinion as if its a fact nobody likes you dude I am not fighting you anymore also this is important for you
2 a: belief stronger than impression and less strong than positive knowledgea person of rigid opinions
b: a generally held viewnews programs that shape public opinion
3 a: a formal expression of judgment or advice by an expertMy doctor says that I need an operation, but I'm going to get a second opinion.
b: the formal expression (as by a judge, court, or referee) of the legal reasons and principles upon which a legal decision is based <span class="ex-sent first-child no-aq sents" <the="" article="" discusses="" the="" recent="" supreme="" court="">span class="mw_t_wi">opinion.</span>
i aint even crying your struggling to be noticed in this world so you resort to bullying people online over a fucking video game get over your self (lol the character in my pfp is named little guy and doesn't represent me)
I AM ACTUALLY DONE WITH THIS IM BLOCKING EVERYONE IN THIS COMMENT SECTION GO AHEAD MOCK ME JUST KNOW ITS BECAUSE I HATE YOU GUYS HARRASSING ME OVER FUCKING VIDEO GAME
john why are you mad that you dont like ultrakill an FPS game and are comparing it to horror games? its like comparing asphalt 9 to mario party superstars, 2 different games
he's a womenattacker alt oddly sus that like 5 people other than john make accounts act like womenattacker join JUST to hate on this demo and argue with the same people weird huh? (I'm fucking done with itch I'm going to my roots newgrounds here i come)
this will forever be recorded good luck getting a job or a wife i screenshotted all these messages and death AND bombing threats? you look like terrorist along with telling people that they're your slaves
im so gonna buy the full version once it gets a discount, i didnt think i whould like it but i P ranked all levels and got everything possible in the demo (except 1rst secret level) so i guess i did like it :D
from what I've seen john rallahbout and SchmiyitBuyit are fighting cause john rallahbout and some other people were just trolling and whatnot. calling the game bad or whatever, saying it was lazy for using retro graphics. The whole schtick. Then SchmiyitBuyit comes along and says some crazy stuff defending the game (like full on slurs), just fully buying the bait. They argue around and a fair amount of the original trollers get banned (according to john rallahbout) leaving just one. then john makes a second account to keep arguing with the kid and SchmiyitBuyit pulls every trick in the book "he just hates other opinions" or "I'm a minor, doesn't matter if you are one too" and "insulting me online is battery" and they just won't stop, also tons of comments get deleted from both sides.
TLDR john rallahbout was trolling and SchmiyitBuyit bought it and decided to defend the game with his life then john rallahbout became obsessed with fighting him on it (in a deleted reply where I said he was obsessed he said something along the lines of "I know but he's just gotten under my skin")
I was bored and waiting on my laundry so I wrote this.
You're close enough on that story, its around up to everyone gets banned. SchmiyitBuyit was not the original fish to catch the bait, it was this guy named Ordinace. He was the original, then we got banned, then after several months, I return under a new account, and this is when SchmiyitBuyit takes the bait, and goes nuts. By the way, he's still responded to messages that are over a month old. I have no way of responding to him (Since he blocked me), so. All I'm saying this kid is a total knob.
no its has ps1 graphics. if you spent 7 years on a game with 16 bit graphics amazing story great gameplay mechanics and is just fun in general do the graphics make it worth less than free?
why are you trying to be the hero in a story where you are fighting people and harrassing them over a dumbass fps game im 17 and have to tell you how immature your acting
pretty sure you've turned into the immature one, i'm younger than you and still have enough dignity to stop talking. just let it go, little man. you're almost an adult, do something good with your life.
he said they're bipolar, sure he's an adult and I'm not excusing his behavior, I dont know how to say this without contradicting myself but it's not his fault he has fucked up mood swings honestly. I don't mean to suddenly jump in like this I'm just curious because I've never expected to see people argue on here, it's pretty shocking
Dude what are you on. Chill out and go outside, death threats and slurs are not cool. That guy may be crass but you're just being disruptive and feeding back into it now.
There are no alternate accounts, simply people who agree with a point. All this talk about opinions, subjectivity and objectivity but ULTRAKILL fans can't accept it too, what hypocrites. My first account "john rallahbout" dates back before Womenattacker and others who agree. Search it up, and understand that I was the original. Ordinace was the original defender of this stupid game, he had to fight against 3 people, Me, Womenattacker and someone else. Me and the other guy got chat banned, Womenattacker was the sole survivor. Seeing Womenattacker return provoked me to restart John Rallahbout's legacy, hence the creation of this account. SchmiyitBuyit is an unstable kid that shouldn't be allowed to speak on this if they can't understand basic ideas. They've said two slurs. The R slur, defending that it is not a slur, and the F slur. He also admits that he's "not gay because he's Christian". Okay, just because you're Christian doesn't mean you need to be homophobic. Who here truly has more morality? My group, or this SchmiyitBuyit kid. He's blocked me but still continues to respond. Truth is, there is no good guy.
Dear SchmiyitBuyit, usually, when you block someone, you don't talk to them afterwards, it's a mutual cutting off of contact. You're very full of yourself, flimsily admitting to an IQ of 111, believe it if you will. I know you are mentally ill, but you're Christian, isn't Christianity about having good morals and being kind? You are more disgusting than me. He believes he's more superior than everyone, I can just tell, he thinks him knowing French makes him much smarter, and doesn't understand that if I could reply to him, then I would respond with French, since I can quite literally speak French, it isn't a special thing. I believe this is the only attention you ever get, so I understand. I await your response, SchmiyitBuyit.
i'm sorry you have to bully people to be known but please and you are just being toxic i did not know you could speak french if you can and we all know nothing about anyone in real life so just stop i try and have morals and to be nice but i have mental issue like temper problems and depression so if we can leave our hate here and just say we dissagree i would love it -with hope you understand Schmiyit
what in the world are you on about. that SchmiyitBuyit kid sounds like a real piece of work but you do too for schizo ranting about how you're leading the assault on ultrakill or some shit. you're as obsessed as he is, look at this
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BUT FUCK YOU WOMENATTTACKER YOU HATE GAYS
nah he based
so your homophobic too
nah i just like it when people stand up for their beliefs
we are all flawed in some way
no one as much as you
no one here is a good guy and no one here is perfect
Ok child. You are the one being an idiot really showing how much intellect you lack. Stop coming back just to be a dick.
i dont want to be a fucking dick if i get provoked i want to rip the provokers face off i cant help that its all part of being bipolar (FUCK OFF IM 17 MORON)
it's alright
bruh you did ot need to respond to that and threating mutilation off some light disagreements is not a good look and it does make you look like a child (even though there are plenty of adults who act the exact same way ex. everyone mentioned on the farms of kiwis)
BRUH I DIDNT THREATEN SOMEONE THIS IS WHY I DONT SAY HOW I FEEL
why should we care whether or not you say how you feel stfu USI fool
also "if i get provoked i want to rip the provokers face off" (direct quote) is very much threating someone dumbass
and is playing in the sand
john seemed to quit
kim got banned
plantation is an alt
womenattacker is a nobody but homophobic sexist slut
blud how does that work if hes homophobic then he cant have sex with men if hes sexist then hes likely hates women therfore who would he have sex with if he was a slut? bro gain intelligence
ik its not proper use of the word i'd rather not say a homophobic or racial slur to him
blud dont pussy out just do it
john is a ban evader
ban for what :skull:
you're the one that called someone the f slur. lmao
f slur?
you mean a small burning piece of wood/faggot
you do realize that words only affect you if you let them you have no reason to care if some stranger calls you a mean word dumbass
hey fuckface, never said i cared about that shit, its just that he complains about homophobia, yet continues to say homophobic slurs. its the hypocrisy, not the "oh no you hurt my feelings with those naughty words."
oh nevermind then sorry bout that
wait why are you the first normal ulrakill enjoyer 🙏
look i hate myself everyday i hate how i look how i act how i feel i dont continue because i changed and if you think that im some sort of peasant for not being the same CAUSE OF A FUCKING MENTAL CONDITION AND NOT LIKING WHAT YOU DO your a sick fuck everyones mad about me swearing but others get away with it cause things i cant prevent make me inhuman and insane people never think about others cahnging or others feelings i know i was a fuckface but you were too changing is realizing what you did wrong and fixing it i am you should too
i guess you could say
So things look bad, and your back's against the wall
Your whole existence seems fuckin' hopeless
You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall
Can't face the world sober and dopeless
You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked
Well, let me just say you're correceeeeeet
You're a loser, baby
A loser, goddamn baby
You're a fucked up little whiny bitch
You're a screws-loose boozer
An only one-star reviews-er
You're a power bottom at rock bottom
But you got company
blud the placebo effect is here to save the day just tell yourself you do not have that condition and it will get better.
idk tell me
esta muy bueno el juego
I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD!
that one spare change in my pocket:
good one
EASYY
i aint doing this im gone no more fights from me break a leg everyone but you cant break mine and i think this song fits
this is my farewell haters of peace
the fights ended 2 months ago, you're continuing to talk. this was 3 days ago btw, you've just responded to one message from me an hour ago.
whatcha gonna do tape my mouth shut?
edit from the future: he still dumbass
cum
wut
cum
hillarious by far best comment i have seen in 5 years
you guys need to realise that i dont give a shit about you give up john yer okay, not womenattacker
bro are you still here 1 entire month later???
THEY are still here harrassing ME so I FRICKING QUIT FIGHTING NO MORE FROM ME HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Please do quit
you are not powerful. you are not the main character.
i never thought i was they are acting worse than me
yes you are it is extraordinarily obvious how you portray yourself as "the defender of the game" and "fighter against/hater of people who support the evils of homophobia and sexism" and after you say you arent you defend yourself as if you did not just deny it bruh gain intelgence
that's what im saying, no one is harrassing him anymore, not to mention, he's the one that keeps filling up my inbox with notifs.
no one actually plays this shitty game when games like poppy playtime and garten of ban ban exist
different kinds of games its just an opinion though and ik john is the only non womenattacker alt
there completely different genres of games not even comparable
i mean sure you can like poppy and ban ban (i do to) but ultrakill is an intense action packed shooter while the aforementioned games are horror games
this kid is just trying to feel powerful by lording over everyone else and doing the "i have extreme opinion give me attention" ploy
nvm im a dumbass he trollin
bro schmiyitbuyit blocked my ass again
HA TAKE THAT BITCH
heres sum spare change bro
blocking doesnt make you tough, it makes you look like you want to stop whats going on, and now it just seems like you're scared of retaliation, because you keep replying to old af messages.
i'm not trying to be tough im not scared if something cant hurt me i dont fucking fear it
"oh im so tough i use swears and act tough i must be powerful"
bruh chill you inferiority complex (i think someone check this diagnosis)
your still here
i played with my friend and he told me about a trick with the shotgun where u dash to not take damage he said it was hard...we came to the conclusion the game is in my blood 10/10 getting the full ver
why bro this game is for autistic gays
why are you discrimating? homophobic bastard
whats funny is i am actually gay lol
he makes it seem like its a bad thing
perhaps
what's funny is that you've called someone the f slur :skull:
ya know how people change? its time for you to
that one was almost decent but the hypocrisy/sheer irony of that statement ruined it
autism isn't a bad thing either I'm not autistic but it doesn't mean your a retard if you truly believe that a mental disorder makes you anything but human or normal go suck V1s ass
you are the one trying to lord over normal people with your autism
IM NOT AUTISTIC
you replying like that proves my point
a normal person would have the ability to ignore others opinions + would not respond in all caps.
The Definition of "HELL YEAH". Fire
yeah (womenattacker frick off you too john)
no one even mentioned me. think you're a little schizo
i thought womenattacker or you would say "ultrakill is ass lol" as if it was objective
bro no one was talking about you shut yo shizo ass up
i wish the full game was free:(
eh idc about it because hakita has to pay the bills somehow
sail the seven seas my brother
though this is one of the few games that actually deserves its price
SchmiyitBuyit is scared ong he blocked me so now i cant correct his horibble takes
dude its was months ago and your whining and garten of ban ban and poppy platime are horror this is an fps
you have to add a comma before the and and it is proper grammar
imagine caring
bro you have bad grammer and your correcting mine
look you don't correct people you state your opinion as if its a fact nobody likes you dude I am not fighting you anymore also this is important for you
opinion
noun
opin·ion ə-ˈpin-yən
Synonyms of opinion
1
a : a view, judgment, or appraisal formed in the mind about a particular matter We asked them for their opinions about the new stadium.
b : approval, esteem I have no great opinion of his work.
2
a : belief stronger than impression and less strong than positive knowledge a person of rigid opinions
b : a generally held view news programs that shape public opinion
3
a : a formal expression of judgment or advice by an expert My doctor says that I need an operation, but I'm going to get a second opinion.
b : the formal expression (as by a judge, court, or referee) of the legal reasons and principles upon which a legal decision is based <span class="ex-sent first-child no-aq sents" <the="" article="" discusses="" the="" recent="" supreme="" court="">span class="mw_t_wi">opinion.</span>
opinioned ə-ˈpin-yənd
adjective
Synonyms
lol you responded to the comment by saying my grammar is wrong but not mentioning the actual point your such a 🤓
whaaaaa whhhaaaa whaaaa cry me a river lil guy
bro idfc about what you say
i aint even crying your struggling to be noticed in this world so you resort to bullying people online over a fucking video game get over your self (lol the character in my pfp is named little guy and doesn't represent me)
why is bro copypasting a dictionary we can search it up ourselves
im not scared i'll blow ya brains out if needed
just like how you had some big black guy blow yours out right?
bruh it happened months ago give up
so it happened
WW2 happened should we fight over who won?
bro your not funny or slick your just being a baby over someone liking something
the irony is wild
I AM ACTUALLY DONE WITH THIS IM BLOCKING EVERYONE IN THIS COMMENT SECTION GO AHEAD MOCK ME JUST KNOW ITS BECAUSE I HATE YOU GUYS HARRASSING ME OVER FUCKING VIDEO GAME
ill bomb yo house if needed you bastard
try you dumb bitch
yo you want help
your name is literally "womenattacker" YOU have horrible takes
true
i can do it for you
john why are you mad that you dont like ultrakill an FPS game and are comparing it to horror games? its like comparing asphalt 9 to mario party superstars, 2 different games
my current scores: into the fire A, the meatgrinder A, double down B, Cerberus P.
I HATE DOUBLE DOWN
(yay b on double down now)
When I got to the second level of the game I couldn't move my mouse how do I fix this?
best reaction to ultrakill
nice vid
jus made an acc to tell yall that this sht SLAPS, rly gonna buy this game some day
meanwhile i'll jus be looking at gabriel's thick ass, byeeee :3 stay safe yall
stfu your my slave now
thank god i will always use a condom to prevent motherfuckers like u lmao
also stfu you just did an acc like 6 hours ago jus to be a dick on a free outdated demo 😭😭
he's a womenattacker alt oddly sus that like 5 people other than john make accounts act like womenattacker join JUST to hate on this demo and argue with the same people weird huh? (I'm fucking done with itch I'm going to my roots newgrounds here i come)
please do.
no one cares about you on newgrounds you do not need to announce your prescence
this will forever be recorded good luck getting a job or a wife i screenshotted all these messages and death AND bombing threats? you look like terrorist along with telling people that they're your slaves
im so gonna buy the full version once it gets a discount, i didnt think i whould like it but i P ranked all levels and got everything possible in the demo (except 1rst secret level) so i guess i did like it :D
i am currently about to download this before buying
is steam game more better or what
really expensive I'm broke but I'm skipping rent this month to buy it
great choice you wont regret it
no this game sucks ass poppy playtime is better
oh fuck off womenattacker you sexist homophobic retarded whore
i love it
guy s get out of this comment secion nothing works trolls troll just forget it
these mfs are crazy
from what I've seen john rallahbout and SchmiyitBuyit are fighting cause john rallahbout and some other people were just trolling and whatnot. calling the game bad or whatever, saying it was lazy for using retro graphics. The whole schtick. Then SchmiyitBuyit comes along and says some crazy stuff defending the game (like full on slurs), just fully buying the bait. They argue around and a fair amount of the original trollers get banned (according to john rallahbout) leaving just one. then john makes a second account to keep arguing with the kid and SchmiyitBuyit pulls every trick in the book "he just hates other opinions" or "I'm a minor, doesn't matter if you are one too" and "insulting me online is battery" and they just won't stop, also tons of comments get deleted from both sides.
TLDR john rallahbout was trolling and SchmiyitBuyit bought it and decided to defend the game with his life then john rallahbout became obsessed with fighting him on it (in a deleted reply where I said he was obsessed he said something along the lines of "I know but he's just gotten under my skin")
I was bored and waiting on my laundry so I wrote this.
john no one likes trolls give up
yap
You're close enough on that story, its around up to everyone gets banned. SchmiyitBuyit was not the original fish to catch the bait, it was this guy named Ordinace. He was the original, then we got banned, then after several months, I return under a new account, and this is when SchmiyitBuyit takes the bait, and goes nuts. By the way, he's still responded to messages that are over a month old. I have no way of responding to him (Since he blocked me), so. All I'm saying this kid is a total knob.
happy now?
i came here to get ultrakill but you fighting me taught me an important lesson: trolls suck they just wanna piss you off like the narcissist they are
no a important lesson is dont buy this shitty ass game it has graphics worse then a ps1 like are u autistic
no and you are so sexist womenattacker homphobic bastard and no im not whats wrong with autiscic people though?
no its has ps1 graphics. if you spent 7 years on a game with 16 bit graphics amazing story great gameplay mechanics and is just fun in general do the graphics make it worth less than free?
why are you trying to be the hero in a story where you are fighting people and harrassing them over a dumbass fps game im 17 and have to tell you how immature your acting
pretty sure you've turned into the immature one, i'm younger than you and still have enough dignity to stop talking. just let it go, little man. you're almost an adult, do something good with your life.
he said they're bipolar, sure he's an adult and I'm not excusing his behavior, I dont know how to say this without contradicting myself but it's not his fault he has fucked up mood swings honestly. I don't mean to suddenly jump in like this I'm just curious because I've never expected to see people argue on here, it's pretty shocking
not liking the game = skill issue
i'm bipolar you never know quite how I'm gonna act
"insulting me online is battery" is the absolute dumbest charge i have seen in 2 decades of being a lawyer
i didn't say that though i corrected john for calling assault battery i never accused someone of a crime I'm not that bad
doesn't look like it fella
sorry i typed it weirdly
what the fuck is fucking wrong with fucking swearing fucking dumbass (joke btw you did explain it relativly well)
bro why are yall writing paragraphs over the most unimportant stuff ever LOL
guy below me is right, yall should go do your homework
i dont know whats even happening i just came here to get ultrakill
idk john friking hates anyone who dissagrees with him
what on gods green earth is going on in this thread LMAO
dont you kids have like. homework to do or smth
not today
fuck no
Hi there fela, I don't know what's poppin off but if things are as you say it's time to pack ya bags and forget about him and just be happy dory
Dude what are you on. Chill out and go outside, death threats and slurs are not cool. That guy may be crass but you're just being disruptive and feeding back into it now.
what u mean go outside
bro i am begging you to go outside or play a video game or do literally anything else than this
idk why u are getting hated but I will pray for your mental health.
i have opinions and thanks!
yeah i saw a bunch of comments and that one guy just has to be hating on others opinions.
your opinions dont matter.
neither do yours
This guy called someone the F slur.
for what reason?
Half of his posts are deleted but he was using the R slur and F slur because one guy said this one game was better than the other. Hypocrite.
no because i don't want to be associated with toxicity my entire life and wow you don't care i'm a minor
on the count of three evryone here will forget there gay 1,2,3 presto
There are no alternate accounts, simply people who agree with a point. All this talk about opinions, subjectivity and objectivity but ULTRAKILL fans can't accept it too, what hypocrites. My first account "john rallahbout" dates back before Womenattacker and others who agree. Search it up, and understand that I was the original. Ordinace was the original defender of this stupid game, he had to fight against 3 people, Me, Womenattacker and someone else. Me and the other guy got chat banned, Womenattacker was the sole survivor. Seeing Womenattacker return provoked me to restart John Rallahbout's legacy, hence the creation of this account. SchmiyitBuyit is an unstable kid that shouldn't be allowed to speak on this if they can't understand basic ideas. They've said two slurs. The R slur, defending that it is not a slur, and the F slur. He also admits that he's "not gay because he's Christian". Okay, just because you're Christian doesn't mean you need to be homophobic. Who here truly has more morality? My group, or this SchmiyitBuyit kid. He's blocked me but still continues to respond. Truth is, there is no good guy.
Dear SchmiyitBuyit, usually, when you block someone, you don't talk to them afterwards, it's a mutual cutting off of contact. You're very full of yourself, flimsily admitting to an IQ of 111, believe it if you will. I know you are mentally ill, but you're Christian, isn't Christianity about having good morals and being kind? You are more disgusting than me. He believes he's more superior than everyone, I can just tell, he thinks him knowing French makes him much smarter, and doesn't understand that if I could reply to him, then I would respond with French, since I can quite literally speak French, it isn't a special thing. I believe this is the only attention you ever get, so I understand. I await your response, SchmiyitBuyit.
i'm sorry you have to bully people to be known but please and you are just being toxic i did not know you could speak french if you can and we all know nothing about anyone in real life so just stop i try and have morals and to be nice but i have mental issue like temper problems and depression so if we can leave our hate here and just say we dissagree i would love it -with hope you understand Schmiyit
no i get attention from my parents if you know what those are
i aint homophobic ok? just because you don't want to date or date yer own gender does NOT mean i hate you
what in the world are you on about. that SchmiyitBuyit kid sounds like a real piece of work but you do too for schizo ranting about how you're leading the assault on ultrakill or some shit. you're as obsessed as he is, look at this
LOL im not even obsessed i only hav two hours of playtime
I never said you were
lol
game looks good can't wait for full game
its out
I see now. It is on steam.
You should put the full game on here too if you're the creators alt.
He's not, he just enjoys glazing the game. Despite it not being that deep.
i just like it ok?
no you just wat attention