i dont want to be a fucking dick if i get provoked i want to rip the provokers face off i cant help that its all part of being bipolar (FUCK OFF IM 17 MORON)
you must live in north korea and be a slut bc your strict about not letting me do whatever i fucking want and too immature to realize how much of adumbass you are
i aint doing this im gone no more fights from me break a leg everyone but you cant break mine and i think this song fits this is my farewell haters of peace
blocking doesnt make you tough, it makes you look like you want to stop whats going on, and now it just seems like you're scared of retaliation, because you keep replying to old af messages.
i played with my friend and he told me about a trick with the shotgun where u dash to not take damage he said it was hard...we came to the conclusion the game is in my blood 10/10 getting the full ver
autism isn't a bad thing either I'm not autistic but it doesn't mean your a retard if you truly believe that a mental disorder makes you anything but human or normal go suck V1s ass
look you don't correct people you state your opinion as if its a fact nobody likes you dude I am not fighting you anymore also this is important for you
2 a: belief stronger than impression and less strong than positive knowledgea person of rigid opinions
b: a generally held viewnews programs that shape public opinion
3 a: a formal expression of judgment or advice by an expertMy doctor says that I need an operation, but I'm going to get a second opinion.
b: the formal expression (as by a judge, court, or referee) of the legal reasons and principles upon which a legal decision is based <span class="ex-sent first-child no-aq sents" <the="" article="" discusses="" the="" recent="" supreme="" court="">span class="mw_t_wi">opinion.</span>
i aint even crying your struggling to be noticed in this world so you resort to bullying people online over a fucking video game get over your self (lol the character in my pfp is named little guy and doesn't represent me)
john why are you mad that you dont like ultrakill an FPS game and are comparing it to horror games? its like comparing asphalt 9 to mario party superstars, 2 different games
he's a womenattacker alt oddly sus that like 5 people other than john make accounts act like womenattacker join JUST to hate on this demo and argue with the same people weird huh? (I'm fucking done with itch I'm going to my roots newgrounds here i come)
this will forever be recorded good luck getting a job or a wife i screenshotted all these messages and death AND bombing threats? you look like terrorist along with telling people that they're your slaves
im so gonna buy the full version once it gets a discount, i didnt think i whould like it but i P ranked all levels and got everything possible in the demo (except 1rst secret level) so i guess i did like it :D
from what I've seen john rallahbout and SchmiyitBuyit are fighting cause john rallahbout and some other people were just trolling and whatnot. calling the game bad or whatever, saying it was lazy for using retro graphics. The whole schtick. Then SchmiyitBuyit comes along and says some crazy stuff defending the game (like full on slurs), just fully buying the bait. They argue around and a fair amount of the original trollers get banned (according to john rallahbout) leaving just one. then john makes a second account to keep arguing with the kid and SchmiyitBuyit pulls every trick in the book "he just hates other opinions" or "I'm a minor, doesn't matter if you are one too" and "insulting me online is battery" and they just won't stop, also tons of comments get deleted from both sides.
TLDR john rallahbout was trolling and SchmiyitBuyit bought it and decided to defend the game with his life then john rallahbout became obsessed with fighting him on it (in a deleted reply where I said he was obsessed he said something along the lines of "I know but he's just gotten under my skin")
I was bored and waiting on my laundry so I wrote this.
You're close enough on that story, its around up to everyone gets banned. SchmiyitBuyit was not the original fish to catch the bait, it was this guy named Ordinace. He was the original, then we got banned, then after several months, I return under a new account, and this is when SchmiyitBuyit takes the bait, and goes nuts. By the way, he's still responded to messages that are over a month old. I have no way of responding to him (Since he blocked me), so. All I'm saying this kid is a total knob.
no its has ps1 graphics. if you spent 7 years on a game with 16 bit graphics amazing story great gameplay mechanics and is just fun in general do the graphics make it worth less than free?
why are you trying to be the hero in a story where you are fighting people and harrassing them over a dumbass fps game im 17 and have to tell you how immature your acting
pretty sure you've turned into the immature one, i'm younger than you and still have enough dignity to stop talking. just let it go, little man. you're almost an adult, do something good with your life.
Dude what are you on. Chill out and go outside, death threats and slurs are not cool. That guy may be crass but you're just being disruptive and feeding back into it now.
There are no alternate accounts, simply people who agree with a point. All this talk about opinions, subjectivity and objectivity but ULTRAKILL fans can't accept it too, what hypocrites. My first account "john rallahbout" dates back before Womenattacker and others who agree. Search it up, and understand that I was the original. Ordinace was the original defender of this stupid game, he had to fight against 3 people, Me, Womenattacker and someone else. Me and the other guy got chat banned, Womenattacker was the sole survivor. Seeing Womenattacker return provoked me to restart John Rallahbout's legacy, hence the creation of this account. SchmiyitBuyit is an unstable kid that shouldn't be allowed to speak on this if they can't understand basic ideas. They've said two slurs. The R slur, defending that it is not a slur, and the F slur. He also admits that he's "not gay because he's Christian". Okay, just because you're Christian doesn't mean you need to be homophobic. Who here truly has more morality? My group, or this SchmiyitBuyit kid. He's blocked me but still continues to respond. Truth is, there is no good guy.
Dear SchmiyitBuyit, usually, when you block someone, you don't talk to them afterwards, it's a mutual cutting off of contact. You're very full of yourself, flimsily admitting to an IQ of 111, believe it if you will. I know you are mentally ill, but you're Christian, isn't Christianity about having good morals and being kind? You are more disgusting than me. He believes he's more superior than everyone, I can just tell, he thinks him knowing French makes him much smarter, and doesn't understand that if I could reply to him, then I would respond with French, since I can quite literally speak French, it isn't a special thing. I believe this is the only attention you ever get, so I understand. I await your response, SchmiyitBuyit.
i'm sorry you have to bully people to be known but please and you are just being toxic i did not know you could speak french if you can and we all know nothing about anyone in real life so just stop i try and have morals and to be nice but i have mental issue like temper problems and depression so if we can leave our hate here and just say we dissagree i would love it -with hope you understand Schmiyit
what in the world are you on about. that SchmiyitBuyit kid sounds like a real piece of work but you do too for schizo ranting about how you're leading the assault on ultrakill or some shit. you're as obsessed as he is, look at this
This SchmiyitBuyit kid believes I'm an "alternate account" of that kid. Even without me, he still solos everyone, and the roasts this "SchmiyitBuyit" kid is talking about, are slurs that he's saying, he's said the R slur and F slur, despite admitting he's "not gay, because he's Christian." He also blocked me, but still responds to my comments while I can't. So clearly he can't face reality that well either.
and if you could you don't have to but i would like you to delete this comment because i feel i could ruin your reputation and possibly get you banned as some (most) people will see this as bullieng
ultrakill is fun, garten of banana is also fun, shit all comes down to preference, no need to fight each other for it. everybody can enjoy what they love and feel comfortable playing. why don't just bend over and give each other backshots and forgive and forget?
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no one here is a good guy and no one here is perfect
Ok child. You are the one being an idiot really showing how much intellect you lack. Stop coming back just to be a dick.
i dont want to be a fucking dick if i get provoked i want to rip the provokers face off i cant help that its all part of being bipolar (FUCK OFF IM 17 MORON)
and is playing in the sand
john seemed to quit
kim got banned
plantation is an alt
womenattacker is a nobody but homophobic sexist slut
john is a ban evader
ban for what :skull:
you're the one that called someone the f slur. lmao
f slur?
you mean a small burning piece of wood/faggot
you do realize that words only affect you if you let them you have no reason to care if some stranger calls you a mean word dumbass
you must live in north korea and be a slut bc your strict about not letting me do whatever i fucking want and too immature to realize how much of adumbass you are
idk tell me
esta muy bueno el juego
I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD!
that one spare change in my pocket:
EASYY
i aint doing this im gone no more fights from me break a leg everyone but you cant break mine and i think this song fits
this is my farewell haters of peace
the fights ended 2 months ago, you're continuing to talk. this was 3 days ago btw, you've just responded to one message from me an hour ago.
look i cant something keeps me coming back so just shut up get a life i turned 17 and am done with your bullshit have fun i wont
well womenattaker keeps making alts and thinks the fight is still on so goddammit im done blocking everyone in these comments that are fighting
you guys need to realise that i dont give a shit about you give up john yer okay, not womenattacker
bro are you still here 1 entire month later???
THEY are still here harrassing ME so I FRICKING QUIT FIGHTING NO MORE FROM ME HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Please do quit
that's what im saying, no one is harrassing him anymore, not to mention, he's the one that keeps filling up my inbox with notifs.
no one actually plays this shitty game when games like poppy playtime and garten of ban ban exist
different kinds of games its just an opinion though and ik john is the only non womenattacker alt
bro schmiyitbuyit blocked my ass again
HA TAKE THAT BITCH
heres sum spare change bro
blocking doesnt make you tough, it makes you look like you want to stop whats going on, and now it just seems like you're scared of retaliation, because you keep replying to old af messages.
i'm not trying to be tough im not scared if something cant hurt me i dont fucking fear it
your still here
i played with my friend and he told me about a trick with the shotgun where u dash to not take damage he said it was hard...we came to the conclusion the game is in my blood 10/10 getting the full ver
why bro this game is for autistic gays
why are you discrimating? homophobic bastard
whats funny is i am actually gay lol
he makes it seem like its a bad thing
what's funny is that you've called someone the f slur :skull:
ya know how people change? its time for you to
autism isn't a bad thing either I'm not autistic but it doesn't mean your a retard if you truly believe that a mental disorder makes you anything but human or normal go suck V1s ass
The Definition of "HELL YEAH". Fire
yeah (womenattacker frick off you too john)
no one even mentioned me. think you're a little schizo
i thought womenattacker or you would say "ultrakill is ass lol" as if it was objective
i wish the full game was free:(
eh idc about it because hakita has to pay the bills somehow
SchmiyitBuyit is scared ong he blocked me so now i cant correct his horibble takes
dude its was months ago and your whining and garten of ban ban and poppy platime are horror this is an fps
you have to add a comma before the and and it is proper grammar
imagine caring
bro you have bad grammer and your correcting mine
look you don't correct people you state your opinion as if its a fact nobody likes you dude I am not fighting you anymore also this is important for you
opinion
noun
opin·ion ə-ˈpin-yən
Synonyms of opinion
1
a : a view, judgment, or appraisal formed in the mind about a particular matter We asked them for their opinions about the new stadium.
b : approval, esteem I have no great opinion of his work.
2
a : belief stronger than impression and less strong than positive knowledge a person of rigid opinions
b : a generally held view news programs that shape public opinion
3
a : a formal expression of judgment or advice by an expert My doctor says that I need an operation, but I'm going to get a second opinion.
b : the formal expression (as by a judge, court, or referee) of the legal reasons and principles upon which a legal decision is based <span class="ex-sent first-child no-aq sents" <the="" article="" discusses="" the="" recent="" supreme="" court="">span class="mw_t_wi">opinion.</span>
opinioned ə-ˈpin-yənd
adjective
Synonyms
lol you responded to the comment by saying my grammar is wrong but not mentioning the actual point your such a 🤓
whaaaaa whhhaaaa whaaaa cry me a river lil guy
bro idfc about what you say
i aint even crying your struggling to be noticed in this world so you resort to bullying people online over a fucking video game get over your self (lol the character in my pfp is named little guy and doesn't represent me)
im not scared i'll blow ya brains out if needed
just like how you had some big black guy blow yours out right?
bruh it happened months ago give up
so it happened
WW2 happened should we fight over who won?
bro your not funny or slick your just being a baby over someone liking something
ill bomb yo house if needed you bastard
try you dumb bitch
your name is literally "womenattacker" YOU have horrible takes
true
i can do it for you
john why are you mad that you dont like ultrakill an FPS game and are comparing it to horror games? its like comparing asphalt 9 to mario party superstars, 2 different games
my current scores: into the fire A, the meatgrinder A, double down B, Cerberus P.
I HATE DOUBLE DOWN
(yay b on double down now)
When I got to the second level of the game I couldn't move my mouse how do I fix this?
best reaction to ultrakill
nice vid
jus made an acc to tell yall that this sht SLAPS, rly gonna buy this game some day
meanwhile i'll jus be looking at gabriel's thick ass, byeeee :3 stay safe yall
stfu your my slave now
thank god i will always use a condom to prevent motherfuckers like u lmao
also stfu you just did an acc like 6 hours ago jus to be a dick on a free outdated demo 😭😭
he's a womenattacker alt oddly sus that like 5 people other than john make accounts act like womenattacker join JUST to hate on this demo and argue with the same people weird huh? (I'm fucking done with itch I'm going to my roots newgrounds here i come)
this will forever be recorded good luck getting a job or a wife i screenshotted all these messages and death AND bombing threats? you look like terrorist along with telling people that they're your slaves
im so gonna buy the full version once it gets a discount, i didnt think i whould like it but i P ranked all levels and got everything possible in the demo (except 1rst secret level) so i guess i did like it :D
i am currently about to download this before buying
is steam game more better or what
really expensive I'm broke but I'm skipping rent this month to buy it
great choice you wont regret it
no this game sucks ass poppy playtime is better
oh fuck off womenattacker you sexist homophobic retarded whore
i love it
guy s get out of this comment secion nothing works trolls troll just forget it
these mfs are crazy
from what I've seen john rallahbout and SchmiyitBuyit are fighting cause john rallahbout and some other people were just trolling and whatnot. calling the game bad or whatever, saying it was lazy for using retro graphics. The whole schtick. Then SchmiyitBuyit comes along and says some crazy stuff defending the game (like full on slurs), just fully buying the bait. They argue around and a fair amount of the original trollers get banned (according to john rallahbout) leaving just one. then john makes a second account to keep arguing with the kid and SchmiyitBuyit pulls every trick in the book "he just hates other opinions" or "I'm a minor, doesn't matter if you are one too" and "insulting me online is battery" and they just won't stop, also tons of comments get deleted from both sides.
TLDR john rallahbout was trolling and SchmiyitBuyit bought it and decided to defend the game with his life then john rallahbout became obsessed with fighting him on it (in a deleted reply where I said he was obsessed he said something along the lines of "I know but he's just gotten under my skin")
I was bored and waiting on my laundry so I wrote this.
john no one likes trolls give up
yap
You're close enough on that story, its around up to everyone gets banned. SchmiyitBuyit was not the original fish to catch the bait, it was this guy named Ordinace. He was the original, then we got banned, then after several months, I return under a new account, and this is when SchmiyitBuyit takes the bait, and goes nuts. By the way, he's still responded to messages that are over a month old. I have no way of responding to him (Since he blocked me), so. All I'm saying this kid is a total knob.
happy now?
i came here to get ultrakill but you fighting me taught me an important lesson: trolls suck they just wanna piss you off like the narcissist they are
no a important lesson is dont buy this shitty ass game it has graphics worse then a ps1 like are u autistic
no and you are so sexist womenattacker homphobic bastard and no im not whats wrong with autiscic people though?
no its has ps1 graphics. if you spent 7 years on a game with 16 bit graphics amazing story great gameplay mechanics and is just fun in general do the graphics make it worth less than free?
why are you trying to be the hero in a story where you are fighting people and harrassing them over a dumbass fps game im 17 and have to tell you how immature your acting
pretty sure you've turned into the immature one, i'm younger than you and still have enough dignity to stop talking. just let it go, little man. you're almost an adult, do something good with your life.
not liking the game = skill issue
i'm bipolar you never know quite how I'm gonna act
"insulting me online is battery" is the absolute dumbest charge i have seen in 2 decades of being a lawyer
i didn't say that though i corrected john for calling assault battery i never accused someone of a crime I'm not that bad
doesn't look like it fella
sorry i typed it weirdly
what the fuck is fucking wrong with fucking swearing fucking dumbass (joke btw you did explain it relativly well)
bro why are yall writing paragraphs over the most unimportant stuff ever LOL
guy below me is right, yall should go do your homework
i dont know whats even happening i just came here to get ultrakill
idk john friking hates anyone who dissagrees with him
what on gods green earth is going on in this thread LMAO
dont you kids have like. homework to do or smth
not today
fuck no
Hi there fela, I don't know what's poppin off but if things are as you say it's time to pack ya bags and forget about him and just be happy dory
Dude what are you on. Chill out and go outside, death threats and slurs are not cool. That guy may be crass but you're just being disruptive and feeding back into it now.
what u mean go outside
bro i am begging you to go outside or play a video game or do literally anything else than this
idk why u are getting hated but I will pray for your mental health.
i have opinions and thanks!
yeah i saw a bunch of comments and that one guy just has to be hating on others opinions.
your opinions dont matter.
neither do yours
This guy called someone the F slur.
for what reason?
Half of his posts are deleted but he was using the R slur and F slur because one guy said this one game was better than the other. Hypocrite.
no because i don't want to be associated with toxicity my entire life and wow you don't care i'm a minor
on the count of three evryone here will forget there gay 1,2,3 presto
There are no alternate accounts, simply people who agree with a point. All this talk about opinions, subjectivity and objectivity but ULTRAKILL fans can't accept it too, what hypocrites. My first account "john rallahbout" dates back before Womenattacker and others who agree. Search it up, and understand that I was the original. Ordinace was the original defender of this stupid game, he had to fight against 3 people, Me, Womenattacker and someone else. Me and the other guy got chat banned, Womenattacker was the sole survivor. Seeing Womenattacker return provoked me to restart John Rallahbout's legacy, hence the creation of this account. SchmiyitBuyit is an unstable kid that shouldn't be allowed to speak on this if they can't understand basic ideas. They've said two slurs. The R slur, defending that it is not a slur, and the F slur. He also admits that he's "not gay because he's Christian". Okay, just because you're Christian doesn't mean you need to be homophobic. Who here truly has more morality? My group, or this SchmiyitBuyit kid. He's blocked me but still continues to respond. Truth is, there is no good guy.
Dear SchmiyitBuyit, usually, when you block someone, you don't talk to them afterwards, it's a mutual cutting off of contact. You're very full of yourself, flimsily admitting to an IQ of 111, believe it if you will. I know you are mentally ill, but you're Christian, isn't Christianity about having good morals and being kind? You are more disgusting than me. He believes he's more superior than everyone, I can just tell, he thinks him knowing French makes him much smarter, and doesn't understand that if I could reply to him, then I would respond with French, since I can quite literally speak French, it isn't a special thing. I believe this is the only attention you ever get, so I understand. I await your response, SchmiyitBuyit.
i'm sorry you have to bully people to be known but please and you are just being toxic i did not know you could speak french if you can and we all know nothing about anyone in real life so just stop i try and have morals and to be nice but i have mental issue like temper problems and depression so if we can leave our hate here and just say we dissagree i would love it -with hope you understand Schmiyit
no i get attention from my parents if you know what those are
i aint homophobic ok? just because you don't want to date or date yer own gender does NOT mean i hate you
what in the world are you on about. that SchmiyitBuyit kid sounds like a real piece of work but you do too for schizo ranting about how you're leading the assault on ultrakill or some shit. you're as obsessed as he is, look at this
LOL im not even obsessed i only hav two hours of playtime
I never said you were
lol
game looks good can't wait for full game
its out
I see now. It is on steam.
You should put the full game on here too if you're the creators alt.
He's not, he just enjoys glazing the game. Despite it not being that deep.
i just like it ok?
uh wtf is going on
womenatacker is using alts to say their opinions are facts and they be getting roasted
the fuck is garten of banana
DONT LOOK IT UP THE BRAINROT WILL CONSUME YOU
shit, the internet can rot my brain now, what is this, a cyber-airborne virus?
whatever it is i think it needs to meet an m16A4
womenattacker opinions is facts
This SchmiyitBuyit kid believes I'm an "alternate account" of that kid. Even without me, he still solos everyone, and the roasts this "SchmiyitBuyit" kid is talking about, are slurs that he's saying, he's said the R slur and F slur, despite admitting he's "not gay, because he's Christian." He also blocked me, but still responds to my comments while I can't. So clearly he can't face reality that well either.
sorry you where toxic i simply wanted to not be flood with threats and hate for what i like that you dont and retard isn't a swear
and if you could you don't have to but i would like you to delete this comment because i feel i could ruin your reputation and possibly get you banned as some (most) people will see this as bullieng
ultrakill is fun, garten of banana is also fun, shit all comes down to preference, no need to fight each other for it. everybody can enjoy what they love and feel comfortable playing. why don't just bend over and give each other backshots and forgive and forget?
agreed