There are no alternate accounts, simply people who agree with a point. All this talk about opinions, subjectivity and objectivity but ULTRAKILL fans can't accept it too, what hypocrites. My first account "john rallahbout" dates back before Womenattacker and others who agree. Search it up, and understand that I was the original. Ordinace was the original defender of this stupid game, he had to fight against 3 people, Me, Womenattacker and someone else. Me and the other guy got chat banned, Womenattacker was the sole survivor. Seeing Womenattacker return provoked me to restart John Rallahbout's legacy, hence the creation of this account. SchmiyitBuyit is an unstable kid that shouldn't be allowed to speak on this if they can't understand basic ideas. They've said two slurs. The R slur, defending that it is not a slur, and the F slur. He also admits that he's "not gay because he's Christian". Okay, just because you're Christian doesn't mean you need to be homophobic. Who here truly has more morality? My group, or this SchmiyitBuyit kid. He's blocked me but still continues to respond. Truth is, there is no good guy.
Dear SchmiyitBuyit, usually, when you block someone, you don't talk to them afterwards, it's a mutual cutting off of contact. You're very full of yourself, flimsily admitting to an IQ of 111, believe it if you will. I know you are mentally ill, but you're Christian, isn't Christianity about having good morals and being kind? You are more disgusting than me. He believes he's more superior than everyone, I can just tell, he thinks him knowing French makes him much smarter, and doesn't understand that if I could reply to him, then I would respond with French, since I can quite literally speak French, it isn't a special thing. I believe this is the only attention you ever get, so I understand. I await your response, SchmiyitBuyit.
This SchmiyitBuyit kid believes I'm an "alternate account" of that kid. Even without me, he still solos everyone, and the roasts this "SchmiyitBuyit" kid is talking about, are slurs that he's saying, he's said the R slur and F slur, despite admitting he's "not gay, because he's Christian." He also blocked me, but still responds to my comments while I can't. So clearly he can't face reality that well either.
"Handdrawn landscapes and characters" my ass, we all know it was generated with artificial intelligence. As long with it's dialogue. Cheap game that blew up for no reason. I hope Silksong never comes out, AI shouldn't take too long to generate a game.
i dont get why people are in love witrh that subpare game, story and world buildilding shouldnt even matter no one cares about them i think that poppyplaytime has envirnment and atmosphere a true master peice
Yall dumbasses if you don't understand for one yes its not fuckin movie graphics but there is so much going into that "cash grab", or fuckin ai like are you brain dead, also lets see you make a game, with good game mechanics, and idgaf what u say but the graphics are tight.
END THIS ALL YOU REALIZE ITS AL OPINIONS NOT A FACT SHUT UP EVERYONE YOU HAVE TO CRAP ON PEOPLE TO BE SOMEONE LOSERS GO GET A LIFE YOU RETARDED POTATO SACKS COMBINE AND ORDINANCE YOUR A GOAT,and if theres a problem yo i'll solve it check out my hook while my dj revolves it
Ordinace is an absolute knob, your opinions are not fact, but the fact of Garten of Ban Ban being better than ULTRAKILL is a mere objective truth. Be honest with yourself and grow up.
Either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. This "goody two shoes" defender of ULTRAKILL just broke under the weight of rage. It shows how vicious and underdeveloped this community is. Good job, look at what you've done. I don't think anyone should still root for you.
This is for those who would like to see gameplay of the game before they buy it cause I know people are like that, if not allowed by all means delete this Spoiler Warning!!
You do not understand the difficulty of making games like this. It is very difficult according to the engine. I use Godot and making a 2D game is very difficult. What do you know about making a 3D game?
ah this is the mindset of the weak,cowerdly and the unskilled, u blame your tools saying how people missjudge how easy it is, but in reality it is that easy your febale mind cant comprehend how to make a game and personaly i think tbat you should givce up on your dream
Do you ever hop off of Itch.io? You cannot stop yapping about people that don't have a life, yet you rot on Itch.io instead of interacting with your nearest woman. (Your mother)
I do not encourage or participate in piracy, but with games like these, whether or not you can afford them, I recommend pirating them out of your own choice.
prime John Rallahbout has returned. We all know that Poppy Playtime has more intense gaming aspects. If Poppy Playtime and ULTRAKILL were put in a boxing ring, and ULTRAKILL had a gun, Poppy Playtime would win with their fists.
YOu clearly don't understand the true prowess Poppy Playtime holds over the gaming industry. They heavily boosted the lives of others, while ULTRAKILL promotes violence and homosexuality. Not to mention, graphics-wise, Poppy Playtime doesn't take the cake, but absolutely devours the cake. You might excuse ULTRAKILL's graphics as "merely a style" but you would be incorrect. I can say for everyone that, deep down, the creator of the game, Hakita, simply got lazy. Poppy Playtime and ULTRAKILL are different, one is good, and one is horrid. You know which, so please, stop glazing the game. You are pathetic. Poppy Playtime is peak. Grow up.
Not a chance, search me up, simply "John Rallahbout" by other account was comment-banned for my opinions, that's society for you. I was called, so I came.
also can i ask wtf is wrong with you, what compels you to go and do this sort of shit? if what you say is really true and you think everyone here is dumber than you, is your ego really that big that you constantly have to tell everyone how they're inferior, you're acting like an angry toddler lmao
In the ever-expanding landscape of video games, Poppy Playtime and ULTRAKILL each carve their own unique niche. While ULTRAKILL offers a high-octane, retro-inspired FPS experience, Poppy Playtime provides a hauntingly immersive horror puzzle adventure. For those seeking a captivating, narrative-driven experience, Poppy Playtime may offer more than its frenetic counterpart.
Poppy Playtime excels in creating a chilling atmosphere that hooks players with its eerie ambiance and unsettling narrative. The game’s use of jump scares, haunting visuals, and a sinister storyline contributes to a uniquely immersive experience that engages players on a psychological level. In contrast, ULTRAKILL focuses on relentless action and fast-paced gameplay, which, while exhilarating, may not offer the same depth of emotional engagement.
The storytelling in Poppy Playtime is a standout feature. The game unfolds through environmental storytelling, notes, and recordings, gradually revealing a dark backstory and deepening the player’s connection to the game world. This narrative-driven approach allows players to piece together the mystery behind the abandoned toy factory, creating a compelling reason to keep playing. ULTRAKILL, on the other hand, prioritizes gameplay mechanics and action over narrative, which may not appeal to players who crave a more story-rich experience.
Poppy Playtime introduces unique puzzle-solving elements that utilize the GrabPack mechanic, adding a layer of complexity and interactivity that enhances gameplay. These puzzles require both creative thinking and dexterity, providing a refreshing contrast to traditional horror games. ULTRAKILL, with its focus on speed and combat, doesn’t emphasize puzzle-solving, which might make it less appealing to those who enjoy a balance of brain-teasers and action.
The visual style and atmosphere of Poppy Playtime are crafted to evoke a sense of nostalgia and dread, with its toy-themed environments taking on a nightmarish quality. The game’s visuals contribute significantly to its horror elements, making it a memorable experience for those who appreciate a strong atmospheric setting. While ULTRAKILL boasts impressive retro graphics and dynamic environments, its emphasis on combat and speed may overshadow the atmospheric elements that Poppy Playtime excels in.
Poppy Playtime often captures players’ imaginations with its blend of horror and interactive storytelling. The sense of unease and curiosity about the factory’s dark secrets keeps players engaged. Conversely, ULTRAKILL provides a thrilling, high-energy experience that’s ideal for fans of fast-paced shooters. However, its focus on action may not resonate as deeply with those seeking a more immersive and emotionally engaging experience.
While both Poppy Playtime and ULTRAKILL offer unique and enjoyable gaming experiences, Poppy Playtime stands out for its immersive horror elements, narrative depth, and innovative puzzle mechanics. For players who prioritize storytelling and atmosphere, it offers a compelling alternative to the high-speed, action-centric gameplay of ULTRAKILL. Ultimately, the “better” game depends on what aspects of gaming you value most—whether it’s the thrill of fast-paced action or the allure of a well-crafted horror experience.
Search him up before speaking in his presence, your time is nigh, and you just insulted a gaming industry magnate. Next time, do some research. I also doubt you've ever touched a gaming software, let alone a woman. So silence, you are a lesser being in this world of hierarchy. Simply a consumer in a world of CEO's.
Man, this game is so goddamn good, but the statue boss in level 0-5 is WAYYYYYYYYYY owerpowerd even with upgraded shotgun and fist punch boost thingy did every shot...
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There are no alternate accounts, simply people who agree with a point. All this talk about opinions, subjectivity and objectivity but ULTRAKILL fans can't accept it too, what hypocrites. My first account "john rallahbout" dates back before Womenattacker and others who agree. Search it up, and understand that I was the original. Ordinace was the original defender of this stupid game, he had to fight against 3 people, Me, Womenattacker and someone else. Me and the other guy got chat banned, Womenattacker was the sole survivor. Seeing Womenattacker return provoked me to restart John Rallahbout's legacy, hence the creation of this account. SchmiyitBuyit is an unstable kid that shouldn't be allowed to speak on this if they can't understand basic ideas. They've said two slurs. The R slur, defending that it is not a slur, and the F slur. He also admits that he's "not gay because he's Christian". Okay, just because you're Christian doesn't mean you need to be homophobic. Who here truly has more morality? My group, or this SchmiyitBuyit kid. He's blocked me but still continues to respond. Truth is, there is no good guy.
Dear SchmiyitBuyit, usually, when you block someone, you don't talk to them afterwards, it's a mutual cutting off of contact. You're very full of yourself, flimsily admitting to an IQ of 111, believe it if you will. I know you are mentally ill, but you're Christian, isn't Christianity about having good morals and being kind? You are more disgusting than me. He believes he's more superior than everyone, I can just tell, he thinks him knowing French makes him much smarter, and doesn't understand that if I could reply to him, then I would respond with French, since I can quite literally speak French, it isn't a special thing. I believe this is the only attention you ever get, so I understand. I await your response, SchmiyitBuyit.
lol
game looks good can't wait for full game
its out
I see now. It is on steam.
You should put the full game on here too if you're the creators alt.
i'm not i'm just some rando who's favorite things are lemon demon and murder drones.
He's not, he just enjoys glazing the game. Despite it not being that deep.
uh wtf is going on
womenatacker is using alts to say their opinions are facts and they be getting roasted
the fuck is garten of banana
DONT LOOK IT UP THE BRAINROT WILL CONSUME YOU
shit, the internet can rot my brain now, what is this, a cyber-airborne virus?
whatever it is i think it needs to meet an m16A4
This SchmiyitBuyit kid believes I'm an "alternate account" of that kid. Even without me, he still solos everyone, and the roasts this "SchmiyitBuyit" kid is talking about, are slurs that he's saying, he's said the R slur and F slur, despite admitting he's "not gay, because he's Christian." He also blocked me, but still responds to my comments while I can't. So clearly he can't face reality that well either.
EVERYONE SHUT UP OPINIONS ARE OPINIONS AND JOHN RALLAHBOUT KIM JONG UN NORTH KOREA RE FRICKING WOMENATTACKER ALTS
ya know john rallahbout your gonna be a nobody when im important ya know that right loser
is funny to see people sayin shit about ultrakill, and the game is sick asf lol
yeah it is
ya know im under 18 right?
stop evryone your opinions are opinions not facts
this game sucks ass the grafics is shit the quallity is nonexistent
I agree, the PS1 graphics style is simply just an excuse to make shitty games that no one will like without the time and effort.
exactly ultra kill and hollow knight are just cheap cash grabs with low effort game desighn
"Handdrawn landscapes and characters" my ass, we all know it was generated with artificial intelligence. As long with it's dialogue. Cheap game that blew up for no reason. I hope Silksong never comes out, AI shouldn't take too long to generate a game.
i dont get why people are in love witrh that subpare game, story and world buildilding shouldnt even matter no one cares about them i think that poppyplaytime has envirnment and atmosphere a true master peice
Yall dumbasses if you don't understand for one yes its not fuckin movie graphics but there is so much going into that "cash grab", or fuckin ai like are you brain dead, also lets see you make a game, with good game mechanics, and idgaf what u say but the graphics are tight.
exactly poppyplaytime better
oh you shut up the graphics are meant to look like a playstation game you idiotic retard (nope still not a swear)
i might actually get the full version
and what up with these weird comments?
womenattacker thinks garten of ban ban is better than ultrakill
Because it is. Clearly you don't know a good game when you see one, and ULTRAKILL isn't one.
you loser go outside you absolute retarded idiotic skibibdi toilet lover
If what the French say is true. "You are what you eat", then you would be Hakita's cock.
he would probably just be a normal guys cock be real
i live in a different country loser
et les français ne disent pas cette salope
exactly this idiot wouldnt know a good game if it was under his nose
The fact is, ULTRAKILL is so poorly created that Skibidi Ping Pong, an objectively good game would absolutely clear ULTRAKILL.
Did your mother say that or was it an actual registered test that isn't free online?
is that the amount of guys you have sucked
cap
YOU CANT SLEEP CAUSE THERES NO REST FOR WICKED TILL YOU CLOSE YOR EYES FOR GOOD
yeah cuz this game is shit
you missed the fricking reference you retard
i have the real game i recommed the real game i like the real game
i recommend the full garden of ban ban i like it
My guy, with all due respect, shut the fuck up.
END THIS ALL YOU REALIZE ITS AL OPINIONS NOT A FACT SHUT UP EVERYONE YOU HAVE TO CRAP ON PEOPLE TO BE SOMEONE LOSERS GO GET A LIFE YOU RETARDED POTATO SACKS COMBINE AND ORDINANCE YOUR A GOAT,and if theres a problem yo i'll solve it check out my hook while my dj revolves it
ice,ice,baby.
LOL RAIL IHATEULTRAKILL AND WOMEN ARE TOO WIMPY TO RESPOND AND IF YOU DO YOUV ADMITTED TO ONLY DOING THIS FRO RAGE
bro where answering, in bettwen are skibidi toilet tower defense waves
what the hell does what you just said mean
Ordinace is an absolute knob, your opinions are not fact, but the fact of Garten of Ban Ban being better than ULTRAKILL is a mere objective truth. Be honest with yourself and grow up.
ofc u can say that word considering u play ultrakill
i dont need your permission for whats in my rights
Either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. This "goody two shoes" defender of ULTRAKILL just broke under the weight of rage. It shows how vicious and underdeveloped this community is. Good job, look at what you've done. I don't think anyone should still root for you.
so your the 2nd one also im christian so how the hell am i gay????
Is this copyright infridgemint? There a game on steam with the same name
this is a demo of said game, uploaded by the creator, it's just the first 5 levels
This is for those who would like to see gameplay of the game before they buy it cause I know people are like that, if not allowed by all means delete this
Spoiler Warning!!
You do not understand the difficulty of making games like this. It is very difficult according to the engine. I use Godot and making a 2D game is very difficult. What do you know about making a 3D game?
ME TOO GODOT IS PRETTY HARD AND SOME LOSER THINKS YOU CAN JUST CLICK THE MAKE GAME BUTTON BUT THERE IS NONE
ah this is the mindset of the weak,cowerdly and the unskilled, u blame your tools saying how people missjudge how easy it is, but in reality it is that easy your febale mind cant comprehend how to make a game and personaly i think tbat you should givce up on your dream
no never give up on dreams
Give up on yours, you're pathetic.
no
r/engrish
spell i smell like a dead body 1000 times
make a game then upload it loser
shut the fuck up ni
womp womp
Do you ever hop off of Itch.io? You cannot stop yapping about people that don't have a life, yet you rot on Itch.io instead of interacting with your nearest woman. (Your mother)
no i spend time outside you minor bullier
go get a life to pass the time where your dad gets milk
It might be difficult but we know NO effort was put into this. The fandom is filled with gay furries that want things up their anus.
Thank you for supporting me. I always see people who mock the game industry and keep bullying godot.
godot is amazing and this does have effort put into it
Do you have any games in it? Why don't you publish them? Sorry I don't see your games why?
their just not good enough and mostly for practice but i have made some pretty good stuff but i wsnt to get better
Why don't you show me some? If you want to, if you want Discord, tell me.
I do not encourage or participate in piracy, but with games like these, whether or not you can afford them, I recommend pirating them out of your own choice.
so hakita is fine with it (for legal reasons do not pirate)
2+2 is 10 in base four IM FINE
these comments rn
yeah true
ngl graphics ass 2/10
poppy playtime better
you're fucking pathetic lmao, just give up
prime John Rallahbout has returned. We all know that Poppy Playtime has more intense gaming aspects. If Poppy Playtime and ULTRAKILL were put in a boxing ring, and ULTRAKILL had a gun, Poppy Playtime would win with their fists.
YOu clearly don't understand the true prowess Poppy Playtime holds over the gaming industry. They heavily boosted the lives of others, while ULTRAKILL promotes violence and homosexuality. Not to mention, graphics-wise, Poppy Playtime doesn't take the cake, but absolutely devours the cake. You might excuse ULTRAKILL's graphics as "merely a style" but you would be incorrect. I can say for everyone that, deep down, the creator of the game, Hakita, simply got lazy. Poppy Playtime and ULTRAKILL are different, one is good, and one is horrid. You know which, so please, stop glazing the game. You are pathetic. Poppy Playtime is peak. Grow up.
nope loser your wrong womenattacker alt
Not a chance, search me up, simply "John Rallahbout" by other account was comment-banned for my opinions, that's society for you. I was called, so I came.
lmfao, you're not fooling anybody,
also can i ask wtf is wrong with you, what compels you to go and do this sort of shit? if what you say is really true and you think everyone here is dumber than you, is your ego really that big that you constantly have to tell everyone how they're inferior, you're acting like an angry toddler lmao
i couldnt agree more!!
In the ever-expanding landscape of video games, Poppy Playtime and ULTRAKILL each carve their own unique niche. While ULTRAKILL offers a high-octane, retro-inspired FPS experience, Poppy Playtime provides a hauntingly immersive horror puzzle adventure. For those seeking a captivating, narrative-driven experience, Poppy Playtime may offer more than its frenetic counterpart.
Poppy Playtime excels in creating a chilling atmosphere that hooks players with its eerie ambiance and unsettling narrative. The game’s use of jump scares, haunting visuals, and a sinister storyline contributes to a uniquely immersive experience that engages players on a psychological level. In contrast, ULTRAKILL focuses on relentless action and fast-paced gameplay, which, while exhilarating, may not offer the same depth of emotional engagement.
The storytelling in Poppy Playtime is a standout feature. The game unfolds through environmental storytelling, notes, and recordings, gradually revealing a dark backstory and deepening the player’s connection to the game world. This narrative-driven approach allows players to piece together the mystery behind the abandoned toy factory, creating a compelling reason to keep playing. ULTRAKILL, on the other hand, prioritizes gameplay mechanics and action over narrative, which may not appeal to players who crave a more story-rich experience.
Poppy Playtime introduces unique puzzle-solving elements that utilize the GrabPack mechanic, adding a layer of complexity and interactivity that enhances gameplay. These puzzles require both creative thinking and dexterity, providing a refreshing contrast to traditional horror games. ULTRAKILL, with its focus on speed and combat, doesn’t emphasize puzzle-solving, which might make it less appealing to those who enjoy a balance of brain-teasers and action.
The visual style and atmosphere of Poppy Playtime are crafted to evoke a sense of nostalgia and dread, with its toy-themed environments taking on a nightmarish quality. The game’s visuals contribute significantly to its horror elements, making it a memorable experience for those who appreciate a strong atmospheric setting. While ULTRAKILL boasts impressive retro graphics and dynamic environments, its emphasis on combat and speed may overshadow the atmospheric elements that Poppy Playtime excels in.
Poppy Playtime often captures players’ imaginations with its blend of horror and interactive storytelling. The sense of unease and curiosity about the factory’s dark secrets keeps players engaged. Conversely, ULTRAKILL provides a thrilling, high-energy experience that’s ideal for fans of fast-paced shooters. However, its focus on action may not resonate as deeply with those seeking a more immersive and emotionally engaging experience.
While both Poppy Playtime and ULTRAKILL offer unique and enjoyable gaming experiences, Poppy Playtime stands out for its immersive horror elements, narrative depth, and innovative puzzle mechanics. For players who prioritize storytelling and atmosphere, it offers a compelling alternative to the high-speed, action-centric gameplay of ULTRAKILL. Ultimately, the “better” game depends on what aspects of gaming you value most—whether it’s the thrill of fast-paced action or the allure of a well-crafted horror experience.
chatgpt
Great job describing yourself, a bot with no brain. Next time don't out yourself so easily.
you have deffended this game for almost a whole year activly like a night in shinning armoor but she aight want u bro
It's good to see you again, Ordinace. Do you remember me? Because you should.
i remember that you're mentally ill
yep
And you aren't? Didn't you admit that you're mentally ill.
I remember the ULTRAKILL themed objects you have shoved up your behind.
i remember you and your alt accounts constantly saying sexual things about despite me repeatedly saying that im a minor
loser make a game then show us how good that is
Search him up before speaking in his presence, your time is nigh, and you just insulted a gaming industry magnate. Next time, do some research. I also doubt you've ever touched a gaming software, let alone a woman. So silence, you are a lesser being in this world of hierarchy. Simply a consumer in a world of CEO's.
i use godot loser you ARE a nobody i am a consumer but so is everyone i make games so HAHA YOU BOUGHT SOMETHIG YOU ARE A CONSUMER
IM A GAME DEVELOPER WOMENATTACKER IS A NOBODY
Game developer who? So much talk about nobody's when one is right in front of me.
but the retards a nobody
stay away from portal murder drones and lemon demon and you'll become one of him. dont become him
WHO HATES ME FOR SAYING WOMENATTACKER SUCKS
Here are your stats, perhaps monitor your own before commenting on those of others.
STR 1/10
PER 3/10
END 2/10
CHR 0/10
INT 0/10
AGL 2/10
LCK 7/10
Notice how it spells out "SPECIAL", that perfectly describes what you are.
i have a therapist and i have depression anxiety and anger issues I DONT SEE SPECIAL NEEDS.WHERE ARE THEY
I hope you know we can tell. No need to admit it.
ngl i can se exactly whyt u have those problemes -get beter soon xoxox
real shit
nice
I FRICKING LOVE THIS FONT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fun fact: you can install a browser plugin called "What font?" to check this font name.
THANKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
Looks like the child just escaped from the pre-school.
sorry for being late to reply i was too busy having a life
half life but bloodier and robottier
holy shit
yippee
SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!
Man, this game is so goddamn good, but the statue boss in level 0-5 is WAYYYYYYYYYY owerpowerd even with upgraded shotgun and fist punch boost thingy did every shot...
i have this game on steam lol
messi like is game
what?
nice thrilling game
is a good game
NO WAY! this game is sick! I f#cking love it. Breath taking
I beat 1-1 in 0:00:00 just trust me
you used the fountain thing did you
prob
yeah def
just enable asists then BOOM 3mins then you finished the game lol
1-1 goes hard
BROOOO zhis game is good but i eould love it more if the full version is free
me too i wish the full version was free because i'm broke as fu*k
the problem is that you cant get payed for your work without ads if its free and its hard to make a game
this game like doom but easier
does this game hack you or not pls some 1 tell me
it does hqck you
Ok I will download it now
Honestly that is the dumbest question I've EVER heard.
i get hacked by a fuckin game
just download the demo from steam if you think it hacks you 😭
it doesn't jeez
is this compatible with Windows XP? I recently got a Windows XP Computer please tell me y'all
Edit: This
fuck no
That's precisely what i thought
can someone buy the full gane for me or tell me where i can get the full game for free
........yargh
get ye blunderbusses out...
HAKITADONTCAREIFYAPIRATE