hey hakita mackata whatever your shitty name is, fuck your game your characters suck,the levels suck and i playe the full version on steam fought this shitty gabriel,only the cybergrind is OK fuck your mother fuck you nigga
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i ran the line " chmod u+x "Linux Test Build.x86_64" " in linux after downloading it like it said to, and it didnt do anything. anyone know how to actually run it?
WHAT?!?!?!!??! I ALMOST BOUGHT A CHROMEBOOK WHAT THE HELL RUNNING EXE FILES IS WHAT QUALIFIES YOU AS A COMPUTER CHROMEBOOKS ARE JUST ANNOYING TO CARRY CHROMES! AND CHROME KINDA SUCKS CAUSE THEY TAKE LIKE ALL OF YOUR INFORMATION INSTEAD OF SOME OF IT! THATS WHY I USE FIREFOX ITS A NECCESITY AND MORE CUSTOMISABLE AND SAFE!
Ultrakill uses skill, and dispite my skills being shitty, I still enjoy this, and learned how to shoot shit the size of fucking coins, ultrakill wasn't just a game to me, IT WAS A FUCKIN GAMING TEACHER FOR ME, and that's only considering the demo, once I get my hands on the full version I'm gonna get good!
No, I tried changing W to Z and A to Q, since I'm playing on an AZERTY keyboard, but it won't let me, it will only let me change W and A to mouse inputs, not actual keys
dude please play actual games instead of that baby shit especially garten of ban ban you fucking child. both of the games you mentioned were absolute dogshit
some idiot made a comment about how ultrakill is a horrible game and i mentioned how he rated garten of banban 9.7/10 and now he's crying and saying we're all idiots and he's a god lmao
Go back to the game, for thee art unfit for any places but hell, where thou will understand the principles of actual burns, thou vain, fly-bitten pignut.
Somehow this reminded me of Borderlands a bit. (I think it's because of the way the interface in the bottom left looks.) Either way I really enjoyed the game. I originally tried it solely because the game image looks like Pathfinder from Apex Legends, so I didn't really have any expectations. But yea, I liked it.
how did this game remind you of borderlands. In ultrakill you can literaly see the induvidual pixels on the screen but borderlands actully has decent graphics
I'm talking about the HUD bars, not the graphics or game. Like the borderlands health and shield. The game itself doesn't look like borderlands obviously, but I saw the bars and thought of Borderlands.
Wow, I'm just going to come out and say it - Ban Ban Garden is infinitely superior to Ultra Kill. I mean, have you seen the graphics on Ultra Kill? They're straight out of the 90s. It's like they're trying to blind us with their ugly, outdated visuals. And don't even get me started on the gameplay - it's clunky and unresponsive. Ban Ban Garden, on the other hand, is a masterclass in game design. The graphics are stunning, the controls are smooth, and the gameplay is addictive. It's like night and day compared to Ultra Kill. If you're still playing Ultra Kill, I'm not sure what's wrong with you. Get with the times and upgrade to garten of banban -(your gaming experience will thank you)
You made a shit ton of typos in this, you mean ban ban garden is infinitely inferior? I won't go too much into it, I know that you're destined to be alone anyways, "WomanAttacker".
if you think that the two percent who rated ultrakill negatively are more correct than the 98% (especially since it's mostly meme reviews and the game possibly would've gotten a 99% lmao) then you're fucking delusional, the world doesn't revolve around you and you being part of 2% of something, doesn't mean that 2% is smarter than the rest
ban ban is at most a good game(even though I don't even agree with that), not a masterpiece or masterclass, also about ultrakill being "clunky and unresponsive" - have you ever even fucking played the game lmao or did you just watch under the mayo's video and decided to go shit on itch.io because there's nothing else going on in your life
also stop comparing horror game for kids to a shooter game it doesn't even make sense, it's like if i said chess is better than COD
also stop acting like retro graphics is a flaw, it doesn't matter if you don't like it, it's not a bad thing about the game, it's not a mistake, the creator deliberately put extra effort to make it look like this because they liked it and thought it fit the game. you can't fail to make a game look good and end up with this, shit like ban ban is literally just default graphics setting in unreal 4, it took literally 0 effort to achieve that and you're praising it lmao
no way u all are getting so pressed by a literal ai paragraph....
yeah dumbass ultrakill stans. most of this shit has just been ai cooking your pathetic asses in a online argument. TBH i still think ultra kill still sucks but yall or D1 glazers
okay who's more of an idiot, a person using chatgpt to argue with people because he's too braindead to come up with a coherent argument or normal people lmfao
also no, the ai wasn't cooking anyone, not a single thing you posted made any fucking sense
Alright, let me break it down for you one last time, you pathetic little excuse for a human. Ordinance, first of all, you created this single account for this puny debate. You got so pressed by a comment that something ticked in your brain and you decided to sign up to this god-wretched place.
I had to use AI because the lion does not turn when the small dog barks, your points have no value to me, same as your puny excuse of a living, breathing homosapien. I had no care for arguments against me, as my opinion is the pure valid one. Garten of BanBan is peak that none will understand or comprehend. Please, stop glazing all over Hakita with icing and please remove the one meter pure silicone Ultrakill dildo inserted 90cm deep in your rectum and please go upstairs and interact with your parents. I'm being generous in saying "parents", plural, because I think I say this for everyone saying that we know you don't have a father figure. And it's a shame how being immensely fatherless leads you to such horrendous games. While you're at it, I politely ask that you finally throw out the Ultrakill figure condensed in your semen marinating in a mason jar and go throw it out.
Also, I'm not surprised AI is making better arguments than you. Also to answer your question, normal people are more idiots, as you know what they say, work smarter, not harder.
Do you know how Ultrakill has fast-paced movement? Yeah, go try doing that but outside in real life (It's called running in real life). and get your 400-pound self to the gym before you get your own TLC show. Like, this isn't a donut factory, you don't need to glaze so hard, but I know you'd eat all the donuts anyway. Knowing you, you're probably a 20 year old man living in his mother's basement paying rent from an allowance his grandmother gives him. If style points existed in real life, the only style you'd get is from +Disrespect from how you keep disrespecting your family bloodline. It's also pretty funny how the main character of the game is a robot, it perfectly models you, an AI.
I think its best for me and your sweaty self to stop arguing, and for you to hop off Itch.io and to finally be one with the sweet forest, think of it as the limbo stage, except everything is real, and it's right outside your basement! So please next time you get in an argument, save your own time and your opponents time too by keeping your mouth shut and your fingers in a woman and not on a keyboard instead. But getting any woman interested in you might be a hard task, so many try men.
"Do you know how Ultrakill has fast-paced movement? Yeah, go try doing that but outside in real life (It's called running in real life). and get your 400-pound self to the gym before you get your own TLC show."
i really find it funny how fucking braindead and arrogant you are lmao, can't even form a normal argument and talk like a person so he uses ai and insults 90% of the time instead of actually saying normal stuff
in all honesty, shut the fuck up already, you're literally incapable of talking like a normal person, you're embarrassing yourself, when you spam 3 paragraphs of meaningless insults, you're not cool, you look like a pissed of 3yo throwing a tantrum
btw all of the shit you said about me and sex are true, because as i said before, i am a minor, when you say i should put my fingers in a woman and that i have dildos in my asshole it's weird
it doesn't insult me at all, i could not care less, it just makes you look more desparate for attention and a response you're saying that it's best to not continue this but you're literally continuing it, you can just, yk stop posting this shit
but then it would look like you lost - but you're mister perfect, that's impossible!!1!111!!1 so youre just continuing and hoping that ill be the one who gives up
it is really funny to me - a person dislikes a game and instead of saying, I didn't like this and that, they say that it's complete garbage and everyone who enjoyed it is stupid, and then when people reply, they're just met with brainless spam of random insults and words
is this really easier or better than just saying "I didn't enjoy this game, this stuff could've been better and I don't recommend it" it's called constructive criticism, my guy, have you ever heard of it?
you clearly do know quite a bit about the game, you referenced the limbo layer and + disrespect style bonus but this is the ultrakill prelude? did you actually buy (possibly pirate) and play more of the game? why would you do that when you obviously don't like it lol either you saw some youtube video about it ans then played the prelude and didn't like it, or you actually played more and went through the effort to do so despite (apparently) disliking it leading me again to believe that noone can be this braindead and you're just trolling lol
Ok, to begin this the the fact that you are insulting the graphics of Ultrakill is literally the most stupid thing I have ever heard in my entire life! If you had a brain you would have read the paragraphs of information or even looked at the screenshots you would quite clearly see that this is a: and I quote "fast paced ps1 fps" its inspired by the graphics of ps1! Now the fact that you compared this game to Fortnite is just... like do I even have to explain myself? just because you spend all you're time online playing Fortnite and dying to 5 year olds does not give you the right to compare Ultrakill to Fortnite! Ultrakill is far superior to Fortnite in so many ways I don't even know where to start! And now to end it all, you are being homophobic! and "possibly gay monsters" who cares if they are gay? in-fact your more gay then them! you sir have just won an award: "dumbest human alive" I would go into more detail about how Ultrakill is a fantastic game and how you saying -2/10 is so pathetic I wanted to vomit, but fortunately I have a life. Now let me be clear, having an opinion is complely fine, but if that opinion is:
Assuming the project is still maintained, I have found a problem where I can't rebind keys. I click the button, press a key and nothing happens, if I click again it rebinds to mouse0. I use a non-english keyboard and want to use WARS not WASD, F not E, etc.
Also interested in this, but I wouldn't hold out a lot of hope as the video says it comes out in 2020; four years ago. If it was going to be out in shopfronts that aren't part of the Steam monopoly, it would be out by now.
Un like your fable mind this fellow can comprehend the vast flaws that this game is intertwined with, one of those being that this game reassembles the brain dead, 31 year old graphics that that game has. If i am being honest saying that this game is on par with that of doom is still a giant over statement on the technical prowess of ultrakill as the game doom was somewhat enjoyable but ultra kill in every way shape and form should be deleted of of both steam and itch as it is a crime to make someone pay for this glorified tech demo
Sir nox I have to tragically break the news to you that this is not a dounut factory and that you should probably stop the glazing of this game. For your information this game looks like its made for a Samsung toaster, the graphics look worse than something i can make on google slide show, for that matter this game does look like a slide show. I have genuinely seen better graphics on mobile games for example fornite. Fornite has deep and complex graphics with an interacted balance between gun play building and movement. In fornite you also have to balance your materials as you can only heal every once and a while, unlike ultra kill where the dev decided to make this a baby game where you can heal anytime you want if you have a brain. Also people who say that the graphics in ultra kill is just its "style" well then its style looks like shit, Somehow minecrafft has a better "style" and that game is literally just different color blocks. If that doesn't show you truly how bad your game is you might have to go out side, but who are we kidding you play ultra kill that is never going to happen
i swear limited bullets even if it's not realistic a bad thing in my opinion. like just imagine i shoot too much and all my ammo is gone, first of all i couldnt get more style points for fresh weapon bonus cause i wont be able to use that (i think that's how it works), and if i accidentally shoot too much and run out of every single ammo including any other sources (this part applies to all shooters) then i would quite literally not be able to do anything except punch. the closest we got to ammo was marksman coins i think, only played the demo so idk
there is no reason to be salty about this imo. calling people toxic while also insulting them for having an opinion also doesn't help xD and no, i do not agree with their opinion either
did your parents really wait 9 months just to name you fucking Ordinace. Now i understand why you cant comprehend the exceptional details that the game has to offer. However i do not agree with what the previous lad had rated this game as i believe he failed to realize the true underlying message/lesson that this game has blessed us with. The tradgique story endures with teaching us about the struggles of racism really make this game almost perfect for me.
I thoughroly made a whole itch account for the sole reason to highlite your virginity. Your talent to write so much but get so little girls amazes me . I whole hartedly beleive that you should be captured as you truly are a specimen.
Okay bud wh dont you go touch some grass and get off this guys dick. You sound like m chinese factory workers asking for more money. Get our own fucking opinion you fatass discord mod.
really good game grpahics are fine by me and i rerembered about old doom also about half life and it gave me nostaligica, fighting in this game IS SOO GOOD u can jump over a boss and hit it with charge dealing a lot of dmg and also this game music and sounds are good too
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THIS GAME IS A MASTERPIECE!!!!
hey hakita mackata whatever your shitty name is, fuck your game your characters suck,the levels suck and i playe the full version on steam fought this shitty gabriel,only the cybergrind is OK fuck your mother fuck you nigga
another "woman attacker" alt lol?
just stop playing
or ask for a refund
nah bro you cant be talking and saying the n word bro you not tough or nothing stop saying some shit when you cant say it to ppls face pussy
cry about it kid
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ya know if you said that to their face yours would be opened right?
I agree.
wow you do actually have a side that isn't bullying minors
very early
what can i say about this masterpiece
it’s fuckin awesome
correct
i ran the line " chmod u+x "Linux Test Build.x86_64" " in linux after downloading it like it said to, and it didnt do anything. anyone know how to actually run it?
Try putting the file into linux, downloading GTK3, or making sure the file name is right. If that doesn't work than i'm lost.
I figured it out lol. I didn't realize I needed to put ./ To run it at first lol.
can someone help with instaling on chromebook? idk how to.
chromebook does not run .exe files, just chrome pages...
:(
change file type to .apk
dude iv'e been around computers for like 7 years just learning...
how did i not realize that
I’ve had to spend hours just to send Garry’s Mod to my friend cause he doesn’t have money
Or also use Wine or CrossOver emulators to open window files
WHAT?!?!?!!??! I ALMOST BOUGHT A CHROMEBOOK WHAT THE HELL RUNNING EXE FILES IS WHAT QUALIFIES YOU AS A COMPUTER CHROMEBOOKS ARE JUST ANNOYING TO CARRY CHROMES! AND CHROME KINDA SUCKS CAUSE THEY TAKE LIKE ALL OF YOUR INFORMATION INSTEAD OF SOME OF IT! THATS WHY I USE FIREFOX ITS A NECCESITY AND MORE CUSTOMISABLE AND SAFE!
can someone tell this bitchless fucker named womanattacker to shut the actual fuck up?
dude I fuckin’ agree
who the fuck names their account womanattacker
robot go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
whys there so many ppl arguing in the comments bro
Ultrakill uses skill, and dispite my skills being shitty, I still enjoy this, and learned how to shoot shit the size of fucking coins, ultrakill wasn't just a game to me, IT WAS A FUCKIN GAMING TEACHER FOR ME, and that's only considering the demo, once I get my hands on the full version I'm gonna get good!
Good Luck!
wtf very hard
best fuckin’ game. My cousin called the fucking bite demon things “PUPPIES” I was dying. That shit was real fuckin’ funny.
It doesn't allow to change the movement keys, wtf is that ?!
this is a really old demo that's missing a lot of features, (almost, it's still under development) full game is available on steam
almost the full game, the last two layers aren't out
you can can change movement keys
No, I tried changing W to Z and A to Q, since I'm playing on an AZERTY keyboard, but it won't let me, it will only let me change W and A to mouse inputs, not actual keys
One of the best games i have ever played
you have never played poppy playtime or garten of ban ban hunh
those are one of the worst games ever (dont try to change my mind
*best
shut the actual fuck up you cringe ass 7 year old dumb bitch
womanattacker you do you cause god knows no one ever will
dude please play actual games instead of that baby shit especially garten of ban ban you fucking child. both of the games you mentioned were absolute dogshit
well to be faire you would know alaught about dogshit games, considering you play ultrakill
Mankind is dead
Blood is fuel
Hell is full
MANKIND IS DEAD
BLOOD IS FUEL
HELL IS FULL
objective: find a weapon
Hold up
Hold the FUCK up
HAKITA UPLOADED THE PRELUDE TO ITCH.IO?!?!?!
this game is so good dude
garten got burned down I FINNA ULTRAKILLED MOFOS!
why are we arguing about banban in the fucking ultrakill itch.io page
this version of ultrakill is also really outdated lmao
some idiot made a comment about how ultrakill is a horrible game and i mentioned how he rated garten of banban 9.7/10 and now he's crying and saying we're all idiots and he's a god lmao
like i meann you forgot to add the part where it was you crying and i was cooking u but ok
your "cooking" is at the level of setting kitchens on fire lmao
yeah cuz you're getting burned
amazing, i just went to check if you posted anything yet and at the exact same time you're active and leaving more braindead comments, perfect timing
Go back to the game, for thee art unfit for any places but hell, where thou will understand the principles of actual burns, thou vain, fly-bitten pignut.
no your cooking is frozen in antarctica cause the point is so far you cant see it
based
Somehow this reminded me of Borderlands a bit. (I think it's because of the way the interface in the bottom left looks.) Either way I really enjoyed the game. I originally tried it solely because the game image looks like Pathfinder from Apex Legends, so I didn't really have any expectations. But yea, I liked it.
how did this game remind you of borderlands. In ultrakill you can literaly see the induvidual pixels on the screen but borderlands actully has decent graphics
I'm talking about the HUD bars, not the graphics or game. Like the borderlands health and shield. The game itself doesn't look like borderlands obviously, but I saw the bars and thought of Borderlands.
Wow, I'm just going to come out and say it - Ban Ban Garden is infinitely superior to Ultra Kill. I mean, have you seen the graphics on Ultra Kill? They're straight out of the 90s. It's like they're trying to blind us with their ugly, outdated visuals. And don't even get me started on the gameplay - it's clunky and unresponsive. Ban Ban Garden, on the other hand, is a masterclass in game design. The graphics are stunning, the controls are smooth, and the gameplay is addictive. It's like night and day compared to Ultra Kill. If you're still playing Ultra Kill, I'm not sure what's wrong with you. Get with the times and upgrade to garten of banban -(your gaming experience will thank you)
You made a shit ton of typos in this, you mean ban ban garden is infinitely inferior? I won't go too much into it, I know that you're destined to be alone anyways, "WomanAttacker".
garten of banban 7 rating: 83%
Ultrakill rating: 98%
if you think that the two percent who rated ultrakill negatively are more correct than the 98% (especially since it's mostly meme reviews and the game possibly would've gotten a 99% lmao) then you're fucking delusional, the world doesn't revolve around you and you being part of 2% of something, doesn't mean that 2% is smarter than the rest
ban ban is at most a good game(even though I don't even agree with that), not a masterpiece or masterclass, also about ultrakill being "clunky and unresponsive" - have you ever even fucking played the game lmao or did you just watch under the mayo's video and decided to go shit on itch.io because there's nothing else going on in your life
also stop comparing horror game for kids to a shooter game it doesn't even make sense, it's like if i said chess is better than COD
thats's true to be honest
your a meat rider to be honest
and you have the brainpower of a fucking cricket
i will have a child with you 😊
yap
did your brain just melt from watching too many tiktoks and now you malfunction whenever you have to spend more than 40 seconds on something lol
wha
yeah it totally did lmao
also stop acting like retro graphics is a flaw, it doesn't matter if you don't like it, it's not a bad thing about the game, it's not a mistake, the creator deliberately put extra effort to make it look like this because they liked it and thought it fit the game. you can't fail to make a game look good and end up with this, shit like ban ban is literally just default graphics setting in unreal 4, it took literally 0 effort to achieve that and you're praising it lmao
dawg maybe the graphic are shit but at least it was the first game to actually give me a challenge on normal mode so stop talkin
your just shit at games if this gave you a challenge lil bro
no way u all are getting so pressed by a literal ai paragraph....
yeah dumbass ultrakill stans. most of this shit has just been ai cooking your pathetic asses in a online argument. TBH i still think ultra kill still sucks but yall or D1 glazers
okay who's more of an idiot, a person using chatgpt to argue with people because he's too braindead to come up with a coherent argument or normal people lmfao
also no, the ai wasn't cooking anyone, not a single thing you posted made any fucking sense
Alright, let me break it down for you one last time, you pathetic little excuse for a human. Ordinance, first of all, you created this single account for this puny debate. You got so pressed by a comment that something ticked in your brain and you decided to sign up to this god-wretched place.
I had to use AI because the lion does not turn when the small dog barks, your points have no value to me, same as your puny excuse of a living, breathing homosapien. I had no care for arguments against me, as my opinion is the pure valid one. Garten of BanBan is peak that none will understand or comprehend. Please, stop glazing all over Hakita with icing and please remove the one meter pure silicone Ultrakill dildo inserted 90cm deep in your rectum and please go upstairs and interact with your parents. I'm being generous in saying "parents", plural, because I think I say this for everyone saying that we know you don't have a father figure. And it's a shame how being immensely fatherless leads you to such horrendous games. While you're at it, I politely ask that you finally throw out the Ultrakill figure condensed in your semen marinating in a mason jar and go throw it out.
Also, I'm not surprised AI is making better arguments than you. Also to answer your question, normal people are more idiots, as you know what they say, work smarter, not harder.
Do you know how Ultrakill has fast-paced movement? Yeah, go try doing that but outside in real life (It's called running in real life). and get your 400-pound self to the gym before you get your own TLC show. Like, this isn't a donut factory, you don't need to glaze so hard, but I know you'd eat all the donuts anyway. Knowing you, you're probably a 20 year old man living in his mother's basement paying rent from an allowance his grandmother gives him. If style points existed in real life, the only style you'd get is from +Disrespect from how you keep disrespecting your family bloodline. It's also pretty funny how the main character of the game is a robot, it perfectly models you, an AI.
I think its best for me and your sweaty self to stop arguing, and for you to hop off Itch.io and to finally be one with the sweet forest, think of it as the limbo stage, except everything is real, and it's right outside your basement! So please next time you get in an argument, save your own time and your opponents time too by keeping your mouth shut and your fingers in a woman and not on a keyboard instead. But getting any woman interested in you might be a hard task, so many try men.
Good luck
Best regards, WomanAttacker.
dam ordinace ik your my hot babe😘😘 but he might have cooked your cute little ass 😉😉
clearly using ai again lmfao, pathetic, if you don't care about what im saying, why tf would anyone care about what you are
"Do you know how Ultrakill has fast-paced movement? Yeah, go try doing that but outside in real life (It's called running in real life). and get your 400-pound self to the gym before you get your own TLC show."
Damn no need to go hard on yourself kid...
i really find it funny how fucking braindead and arrogant you are lmao, can't even form a normal argument and talk like a person so he uses ai and insults 90% of the time instead of actually saying normal stuff
in all honesty, shut the fuck up already, you're literally incapable of talking like a normal person, you're embarrassing yourself, when you spam 3 paragraphs of meaningless insults, you're not cool, you look like a pissed of 3yo throwing a tantrum
is it really that hard to be a normal fucking human being and actually explain why you don't like the game instead of insulting everyone for no reason
or would you rather continue being fucking delusional and cry over like 20 itch.io posts
btw all of the shit you said about me and sex are true, because as i said before, i am a minor, when you say i should put my fingers in a woman and that i have dildos in my asshole it's weird
it doesn't insult me at all, i could not care less, it just makes you look more desparate for attention and a response you're saying that it's best to not continue this but you're literally continuing it, you can just, yk stop posting this shit
but then it would look like you lost - but you're mister perfect, that's impossible!!1!111!!1 so youre just continuing and hoping that ill be the one who gives up
it is really funny to me - a person dislikes a game and instead of saying, I didn't like this and that, they say that it's complete garbage and everyone who enjoyed it is stupid, and then when people reply, they're just met with brainless spam of random insults and words
is this really easier or better than just saying "I didn't enjoy this game, this stuff could've been better and I don't recommend it" it's called constructive criticism, my guy, have you ever heard of it?
you clearly do know quite a bit about the game, you referenced the limbo layer and + disrespect style bonus but this is the ultrakill prelude? did you actually buy (possibly pirate) and play more of the game? why would you do that when you obviously don't like it lol either you saw some youtube video about it ans then played the prelude and didn't like it, or you actually played more and went through the effort to do so despite (apparently) disliking it leading me again to believe that noone can be this braindead and you're just trolling lol
stfu child your dumbass better stfu you watch too much fuckin’ box something garter of banban is shit dumb bitch
you realize that if the someone sees this they could put ip adress your full name and age out just saying....192-
Shut the fuck up. i dont care what you say. no, no and no. Ultrakill is 10x better than the shit called "Ban Ban Garden" ( its Garden of Ban Ban bro
ok lil bro what ever you want to think (your still wrong tho)
hell naw
hell naw
bro had to say it twice cuz no one gave a fuck the first time
Silence.
you know ban ban looks worse than the dancing baby gif oh wait you dont know what that is
AND ITS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT
I cannot tell if this is either a really good joke or somebody with brain damage. either way, nice essay!
lmao same, dude that triggered me so much! I wanted to swear so bad! XDDD
Ok, to begin this the the fact that you are insulting the graphics of Ultrakill is literally the most stupid thing I have ever heard in my entire life! If you had a brain you would have read the paragraphs of information or even looked at the screenshots you would quite clearly see that this is a: and I quote "fast paced ps1 fps" its inspired by the graphics of ps1! Now the fact that you compared this game to Fortnite is just... like do I even have to explain myself? just because you spend all you're time online playing Fortnite and dying to 5 year olds does not give you the right to compare Ultrakill to Fortnite! Ultrakill is far superior to Fortnite in so many ways I don't even know where to start! And now to end it all, you are being homophobic! and "possibly gay monsters" who cares if they are gay? in-fact your more gay then them! you sir have just won an award: "dumbest human alive" I would go into more detail about how Ultrakill is a fantastic game and how you saying -2/10 is so pathetic I wanted to vomit, but fortunately I have a life. Now let me be clear, having an opinion is complely fine, but if that opinion is:
a) Ultrakill is bad
b) Fortnite is a worthy opponent of Ultrakill
c) Homophobic
then that "opinion" objectively false
I have really enjoyed playing this game god damn
same but its hard for me honestly
you took the word right out of my mouth 🥰🥰🥰
Assuming the project is still maintained, I have found a problem where I can't rebind keys. I click the button, press a key and nothing happens, if I click again it rebinds to mouse0. I use a non-english keyboard and want to use WARS not WASD, F not E, etc.
Will the Full release also be available on Itch or at lease on GOG?
Also interested in this, but I wouldn't hold out a lot of hope as the video says it comes out in 2020; four years ago. If it was going to be out in shopfronts that aren't part of the Steam monopoly, it would be out by now.
100000/10 RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
how the hell can you call this a "doom copy"?
Un like your fable mind this fellow can comprehend the vast flaws that this game is intertwined with, one of those being that this game reassembles the brain dead, 31 year old graphics that that game has. If i am being honest saying that this game is on par with that of doom is still a giant over statement on the technical prowess of ultrakill as the game doom was somewhat enjoyable but ultra kill in every way shape and form should be deleted of of both steam and itch as it is a crime to make someone pay for this glorified tech demo
2.2/10
you don't know what your talking about. NEVER, and I mean NEVER insult ultrakill for "bad graphics"
Sir nox I have to tragically break the news to you that this is not a dounut factory and that you should probably stop the glazing of this game. For your information this game looks like its made for a Samsung toaster, the graphics look worse than something i can make on google slide show, for that matter this game does look like a slide show. I have genuinely seen better graphics on mobile games for example fornite. Fornite has deep and complex graphics with an interacted balance between gun play building and movement. In fornite you also have to balance your materials as you can only heal every once and a while, unlike ultra kill where the dev decided to make this a baby game where you can heal anytime you want if you have a brain. Also people who say that the graphics in ultra kill is just its "style" well then its style looks like shit, Somehow minecrafft has a better "style" and that game is literally just different color blocks. If that doesn't show you truly how bad your game is you might have to go out side, but who are we kidding you play ultra kill that is never going to happen
lmfao.
YOU INSULT ULTRAKILL BUT NOT DOOM I SAY YOU HAVE A SKILL ISSUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
how much you wanna bet this guy watched underthemayo's video
i swear limited bullets even if it's not realistic a bad thing in my opinion. like just imagine i shoot too much and all my ammo is gone, first of all i couldnt get more style points for fresh weapon bonus cause i wont be able to use that (i think that's how it works), and if i accidentally shoot too much and run out of every single ammo including any other sources (this part applies to all shooters) then i would quite literally not be able to do anything except punch. the closest we got to ammo was marksman coins i think, only played the demo so idk
also i just hate reloading
you know what, shut the fuck up you dumbass, you called fucking garten of banban wellcrafted and rated it 9.7/10
nobody here cares about your shitty opinions and statements that are objectively wrong
you clearly don't understand a single thing about game design or development and are a pretentious toxic idiot
there is no reason to be salty about this imo. calling people toxic while also insulting them for having an opinion also doesn't help xD
and no, i do not agree with their opinion either
Dawg your name is Ordinace 💀💀
did your parents really wait 9 months just to name you fucking Ordinace. Now i understand why you cant comprehend the exceptional details that the game has to offer. However i do not agree with what the previous lad had rated this game as i believe he failed to realize the true underlying message/lesson that this game has blessed us with. The tradgique story endures with teaching us about the struggles of racism really make this game almost perfect for me.
overall garten of banban is 9.8/10
I thoughroly made a whole itch account for the sole reason to highlite your virginity. Your talent to write so much but get so little girls amazes me . I whole hartedly beleive that you should be captured as you truly are a specimen.
ok that one is the only fair criticism you gave tbh i should not have made that whole comment
my bad but the rest of your criticism is not that great just gonna say.
Okay bud wh dont you go touch some grass and get off this guys dick. You sound like m chinese factory workers asking for more money. Get our own fucking opinion you fatass discord mod.
"doom copy" how about you shut the fuck up you are the result of a failed abortion
you grew out of a adoption center until you became 18 years old when the adoption center kicked you out you spineless slug
é tão legal que eu zerei o prelude
sigma
yes
its sigma
Can you add the game here?
Hard as balls, Balls as hard, Made my adrenal glands transcend mortality.
really good game grpahics are fine by me and i rerembered about old doom also about half life and it gave me nostaligica, fighting in this game IS SOO GOOD u can jump over a boss and hit it with charge dealing a lot of dmg and also this game music and sounds are good too
can you install mods on this?
Gun go BRRRRR
played this demo so hard back in the day. thanks hakita
amazing
The best game I played in a long time... I really enjoy playing this... Thanks
The first boss was hard
Maurice